Everybody just pretend to be normal.

[trinityofrogue]

It’s been a while since I blogged last and I have a few things on my mind:

First of all, I don’t understand why you can’t shop online at H&M. I mean, you’d think they want to let you do that and make a crapload of money off of people (like myself). Get with the program.

Second - I don’t know how to eat “healthy”. I mean sure I can have a salad. But

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hooooray :)

[anonymous]

i am so rapid :)

ANYWAYS

i'm dreaming about that ice-cream sandwich you described. deliciousss. and oh sienna. she lives in new york city right? i think you need to track her down and throw some pants at her. yes, please. although, i wonder . . . if i had her body, i'd walk around naked. perchance.

and i'm so down for bobsledding! have you ever seen Cool Runnings??

along with tracking Miller down, i completely agree that you need to locate Madonna and furthermore somehow get into her penthouse. by whatever means necessary. the ends justify the means. carpe diem and all that jazz. do it!

anddd, your brother is a wonderful :)

p.s. please keep my 'official alerts' coming. they are super exciting!!

*amri

[irish_georgia]

Even if Sienna dresses like a confused, 3rd grade ho, I still wouldn't mind having her face/body/hair/money/boyfriend lineup. Details.

Agreed on Hepburn. She's classy... and has some of the most important films in American cinematic history on her resume. And very beautiful on the inside, I believe-- lots of charity work and stuff. But outward beauty? No no. I think even Sienna tops her there.

ND embarrasses me. Sometimes I pretend we didn't go there. But I do LOVE LOVE LOVE the name Evangeline and general discussion of mini Diana and Mannys. AWW. Oh my gosh. Planning your wedding/baby shower would be even better than planning a vacation. GET ON THIS.

(Also, I would rather cuddle with a porcupine than touch Madonna... and anyone who spends 40mil on an apartment when most the world is suffering from a recession should probably be bitch-slapped).

ks love

[anonymous]

this was probably the best post i've ever read. you and GA are like my inspiration to be witty and truthful and fun and amazing. the H&M nonshopping-ness is quite possibly the reason I can't sleep at night. and as a Mexican, I would totally love the name Evangeline..just add a maria in the middle and call it a day. =]

and if i were 16..I'd probably hit on your brother.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.