My son ... the dentist?

[triola]

No, he's not Hermie. :) A week or so ago, Carlos found my dental pick (looks like pen but has a rubber tip at the end you can use to poke away plaque). When I said it was mine (and not his so don't put it in your mouth!), he came over, put his hand on my chin, and opened his mouth and said "Ah, mommy." He then proceeded to poke my mouth all

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[polypolyglot]

You were playing the "Little Shop of Horrors" cast album while he was in the womb, weren't you?

[ddmd]

The Air Force is looking for eager young dental officers.

I suggest getting him into a junior ROTC program as soon as possible, then into ROTC, then we'll work on getting him into dental school under a Health Professions Student Program.

I should be a Colonel by then and I can help you boss him around :-)