Twenty years since Hogwarts, and I still can't trust you to keep your nosy arse out of my private possessions! And here I really thought you learned your lesson in 7th year when I charmed teeth into my trunk and you nearly lost three fingers.
Would you like me to tell everyone about how you spent the entire year of 1977 with John Travolta's poster over your bed, calling out "I'm Tony Manero! I'm Tony Manero!" in your sleep?
I'd also advise you to steer far clear of my significant other for the forseeable future. He is not amused.
The key word in that sentence is 'nearly'. Nearly lost three fingers. I managed to get my hand out in one piece. I was only looking to borrow some clothes anyway. You know James had glued my trunk shut and it was damn cold in that tower!
As for the records, you left them sitting on the bookshelf for anyone to find! How is that considered private?
I actually would not like you to tell everyone about that, but it seems you already have. I maintain that never actually happened. Lies, lies and slander!
Believe me when I say that is advice which I have never needed.
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B-52s.. hmm I dunno.. but yea definately the Bee Gees.. that's kool stuff right there.
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Would you like me to tell everyone about how you spent the entire year of 1977 with John Travolta's poster over your bed, calling out "I'm Tony Manero! I'm Tony Manero!" in your sleep?
I'd also advise you to steer far clear of my significant other for the forseeable future. He is not amused.
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As for the records, you left them sitting on the bookshelf for anyone to find! How is that considered private?
I actually would not like you to tell everyone about that, but it seems you already have. I maintain that never actually happened. Lies, lies and slander!
Believe me when I say that is advice which I have never needed.
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