Have decided to be helpful

[trionbabe]

For once.

I'm thinking I should give thebeigeone some pointers on women. He might need the help with Tegan. He might still be able to salvage something from this disaster with her.

Anybody else have any advice for the lad?

Comments

[thebeigeone]

What sort of pointers could you possibly give me, Turlough? And would they actually be useful?

[trionbabe]

Look, Doctor....

Of course it's worthwhile. I think you should just bloody well shag her. I understand you spent a long time in the cloisters with her today. Did anything...well...occur?

And as your Eighth self said...don't be afraid of a little tenderness.

[thebeigeone]

*raises eyebrows* Surely you should ask Tegan what happened in the cloisters?

Tenderness has always been...awkward...for me.

[trionbabe]

Don't you remember what happened in the cloisters?

Well...give it a chance...tenderness. She can be tender, you know. I've had the foot rub from her, I know. And so have you.

I'm going over to Peri's.