...that Seven is not going to meet God. And that Five is not sexually active...please?

*sigh*

Where's Erimem to keep me sane?

...decidedly sick. Erimem and I are getting shaken like a couple of Mexican Jumping beans. What in the heavens name is Five doing up there?

Not that I would expect him to know...

But this is not very helpful to being a smooth lover...

...I got put at the front of the group in this Haunted House. I think I just saw some male in a mask of sorts with a chainsaw run by the door...

...with this haunted house.

She, of course, had to invite Tegan along. And Tegan's new pass-time is to laugh at me. Hard. I hope Jo doesn't do the same.

...Five and Tegan didn't know we were on board.

The problem here is...Peri hasn't arrived yet and I am missing her. But Erimem is here in a lovely bikini outfit...

*wide grin*

I think I can be consoled.

Who do I choose? Peri or Erimem?

Hmmm.

Honestly. You would think that I had a master plan with all that they are going on about. Erimem and I are having a delightful time together.

I see that thebeigeone never commented on the pictures of Tegan and I that I left on the console. I had thought that would get a rise out of him ( Read more... )

*cheeky grin*

I put the photos of Tegan and I engaged pleasantly on the console. They are enlarged copies and in full color.

After all, you all really didn't think I shagged her because I wanted to, did you? At least this will keep her out of the TARDIS for good. I'm glad she never knew I was taking them in the first place.

How about a deal? If you shag me, I'll stop bothering you and Tegan. *wide grin*

Left a note for Tegan on the front door of the TARDIS when she was coming over for her things. Note had pictures of thebeigeone and yourfutureruler inside. Have to admit the Master is an excellent picture taker.

The only problem is that she might actually like them.