ok i swear to god for about 12 days in a row now, every time i look at the clock it says either 4:20AM or 4:20PM.

I AM DRUGS!

Comets

Comets travel in dodge viper through the darn solar system. You got a problem with that? They evaporate thing and GOD Mr. T HAVE TO PISS and eraser and grow long eyeball when they are near enough to the crazy sun

ok i'm putting together the 6th version of my website and i need all of your help on coming up with a new title. i'm going to stick with bastard hooker just like version 5, but i want to add something to it. here is one idea i have so far for example...

trip v6.0 - bastard hooker: the second cumming

COMMENT YOUR IDEAS FOR ME AND I WILL LOVE

god i have the biggest craving for bourbon ever.

i have like so much energy right now, i want to like go do stuff but theres like nobody around who would go do stuff right now and like damnit kjnkdjfnjkgn

i go do situps now. <3

(thank you justin ( Read more... )

i just had a 40 and i dont even have a buzz. how fucking depressing.

ok well im going to try and be as short winded as possible for this post ( Read more... )

damn, wow. i remember sitting at that table and petting that cat and kicking a soccer ball across that kitchen floor, even that god awful shrimp we had that one new years eve. it's strange seeing that now, but they look great, i'm happy for them. they look happy too, and thats good. ya ( Read more... )

this is like a really weird dream. this sucks.

theres a band that wants me to be their drummer now, thats weird cause i'm a guitar player, not a drummer, but ok. tonight i'll be going over to try out. fun.

my mind is messed up today, i can't think clearly. i feel like i'm high.

see, what i'm typing probably doesn't even make sence, but i can't tell. or something.