[DDD Maid Cafe Event/Virus]

[heavenly_home]

From the outside, it looks like a normal cafe. But when you get closer to the door...

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[More waitstaff! Roze]

[makewayforroze]

[Roze was used to dresses, she really was. Just not this kind of dress. The Maid Outfit fit her more closely than she liked her clothes to do so, though she had to admit it made it easier to move.

She wasn't sure if this was a virus or not but she stood out front as well, the tray held closely to her to try to add some coverage to the outfit.

[ a customer ]

[astralwhirlwind]

[He holds onto his staff horizontally with both hands.]

Excuse me... Could I have a menu?

[makewayforroze]

[She smiles at him. A familiar face helps.] Of course!

[Reappearing just as quickly as she had left, she has a menu in her hand] Would you like me to take your staff? I'll make sure nothing happens to it.

[astralwhirlwind]

Oh, this? [He rights it, thinking.] Sorry ... I think I would prefer to keep it with me. [And then he just leaves it sitting in the nook of his elbow.]

[He extends a hand for the menu. At the last second he withdraws his hand and raises his forefinger.] Ah, just a moment. Do you serve tea here?

[a wild cook approached]

[sandinmyboots]

FROM THE KITCHENS OF YOUR LOVELY MAID CAFE
OUR SPECIALS

TSUNDERE COOKIES
six sugar cookies. three of them are sweet and dere, but some have the fiery pepper of "tsun"--do you risk the heat for the sweet?

YANDERE CAKE
they look vanilla sweet, but there's a lemony sour core to be wary of

KUUDERE SUNDAE
do you want the warm brownie? you'll need to eat the cold mint ice cream if you want it!

DANDERE BUNS
inside the spongey bun is the sweet flavoring of love! comes in mango, strawberry and kiwi

ICE QUEEN SODA
a twist on the classic shirly temple. a fresh citrus soda with grenadine in the ice cubes. just wait for them to melt...

VIRGIN HOTBLOODY MARY
a spicier and nonalocholic verion of the bloody mary. served with vegetable garnish.

[Have a complaint about the menu? Want to bug the chef? He's taking a break to put out more menus and show off dat purple dress.]

[a wild customer appears!]

[yacantdoitkid]

A'right, I guess I'll try a -- Holy fuck, it's you.

[kefka used DON'T I KNOW THAT GUY]

[sandinmyboots]

[Cefca turns around, holding the menus to his non-existant hips. This time, he looks college age? WHAT HAS VIRUS DONE]

Eh? You want something, guy?

[....waaait a second. Cefca's eyes narrow and he points one elegantly painted finger at Jecht.]

Do I know you? You look familiar.

[it's not very effective...]

[yacantdoitkid]

Yeh. So do you.

Issun, Waitstaff

[createswithink]

[HighschoolStudent!Issun lost a bet. Totally. He is not doing this because he thinks cat ears are cute, okay? Okay?]

Hanging out while he's big enough for Issei to be tactile.

[stripping]

[Fellow cat ears-wearing maid Issei comes by on their break or something and puts an arm around Issun's shoulders.] How are you doing?

[createswithink]

[Asdfghjkl; b/c he hates to be touched. Would've tried to break the arm if he didn't recognize to whom it belonged. So he just slips under said arm.]

Fine, fine.

[Attempts to hide discomfort by adjusting cat ears. Makes them more lopsided.]

[stripping]

Ah, that's good. Sometimes things can be difficult in this occupation.

[Oblivious.]

Klavier - Waitstaff | I shouldn't...I really shouldn't

[herrglimmerous]

[It's obvious by the fixed smile on Klavier's face that he's not here by any design of his own. For starters, waiting is not a job venue he's ever considered...and then there's the costume...if it weren't for the costume he wouldn't have that 'just shoot me' look in his eyes.]

One day I'll spam you less, but on this one I must... I really must.

[material_guy]

GEH. [He's lost his appetite. He's even lost his desire to drink. No amount of liquor is going to make that sight okay.]

As much as Klavier doth protest it's just terribly amusing

[herrglimmerous]

Hey, hey! It's not that bad! [okay, it really is, but Klavier isn't about to share Greed's sentiments...that would go against certain laws of nature]

That image is terribly amusing. And by terribly I am also implying terrifying.

[material_guy]

What are you, the thing people call out to make everyone too sick to eat or drink so we all clear out?

Waitstaff (?) Shelly

[killerbaseball]

[Huh. There's this old man wandering around. He looks confused, but he's definitely dressed like a waiter, so he must be one, right? Right.]

[material_guy]

What, the Nest is too low-class for your ass?

[killerbaseball]

... Excuse me?

[material_guy]

You'd rather work here, huh?