For Bossu Bus Bb-san.
"Hey, Boss~" The fucking fagot was fucking dancing around a fucking cardboard box. If he'd found a dead body and was trying to bring it home again, it wasn't Xanxus' fucking problem- but Lussuria was being a shit load of annoying. If he didn't stop it soon Xanxus was going to ring his fucking neck. "Isn't he so cute♥?"
Xanxus felt his temper rising to its boiling point. "Shut the fuck up."
Lussuria frowned at him, a finger against his lips for silence. "Shh, boss, you'll wake him!" Like he wasn't half as loud as he was.
What the hell was he talking about, anyway?
"Aw, boss, he likes you!"
"...can't we just leave it or something?" Hell, the kid was glaring back at him. At least he wasn't a piece of trash.
"No~ Babies need love and care♥." Lussuria scolded.
What the fuck ever. "Here. You keep it." Xanxus tossed the kid to Lussuria; he seemed to want it, let it be his problem.
"Ah, thanks boss♥." The faggot started to coo at the thing; it'd keep him occupied. "Aren't you a cutie-wooty, oh yes you are. How's going to grow up and be a strong man? You are, you are!"
It would have been better if he would just shut the fuck up.