Nathan's Voicemail

[tripledmyself]

"Yeah, it's Nathan. I'm not here obviously but if you leave a message, I'm sure my secretary will deliver the message to me."

Pause.

"After she's done blowing me."

Comments

Crazy Phone Day!

[shes_got_legs]

"Hey, it's your awesome roommate! Remember how we're going to be awesome and everything and let the other know if we...you know...'needed the room?" Well, guess who does! Oh, not all night...I don't think. I mean, it's entirely possible....It would be kind of...heeee, well...I don't know! I'll see how it goes, but, yes, please? Pretty please with sugar on top? You're the best roommate ever! Bye!"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[tripledmyself]

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