Nathan's Voicemail

[tripledmyself]

"Yeah, it's Nathan. I'm not here obviously but if you leave a message, I'm sure my secretary will deliver the message to me."

Pause.

"After she's done blowing me."

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Crazy Phone Day

[its_theclimb]

[[continued from here]]

"Uh... I'm not actually sure I know what you're talking about. You sure you're all right in the head? 'Cause I bet a friend could totally walk you to the nurse."