Comments | triplee: Damn you Occam!

triplee

Damn you Occam!

Feb 05, 2008 17:24

So yeah. . . I've been cut by Occam's Razor in a completely mundane sort of way. As an update to the last post, it really was the FBI calling, and things have just changed a bit from the last time I had to go through this procedure.

Now they check ALL your orifices.

Just kidding. It was just a friend getting a security clearance. I thought his ( Read more... )

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sperose February 5 2008, 23:38:14 UTC

Depends on the clearance, I think. Pops talked about getting the full orifice check way back when and how much it sucked. I'm sure it's even worse now.

madcat2183 February 5 2008, 23:58:01 UTC

I'm pretty sure if I tried to get orifice checked, probably stick it in one orifice and keep going until it came out another. You know, me being a darkie and all.

Thank God I live in Japan :D

triplee February 6 2008, 16:02:29 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, you've traded a country where you get hated for being brown (Hispanic AND Eastern European/Iranian background?! You're like a triple threat!) for one where everyone hates you equally for not being Japanese.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to send a hearty apology for not getting with you when you were home. My crap phone didn't tell me when you called, and just delivered the messages. Since I didn't have a # for you, I couldn't call back. :(

I guess I'll catch you next time you are in the states, unless I win the lottery and can visit Japan.

~EEE~

madcat2183 February 7 2008, 02:34:12 UTC

Yeah, my average day here:

"He's Brazilian, don't talk to him."
"I'm not Brazilian..."
"He's Russian, don't talk to him."
"I'm not Russian damnit! I'm an American!"
"Oh... ok we can talk to you now."

Don't worry about the phone thing, it was rough trying to get in contact with people without a cell phone myself. Anywho, definitely next time, there WILL be sexy parties.

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mrdisgruntled February 6 2008, 13:52:53 UTC

In a way, I'm relieved that someone from my past didn't come up as an issue, or that my midget sex slave smuggling ring wasn't uncovered. That was close.

I want my sister back.

He also gets my man-love, because he's a sexy beast, and all the ladies need to get all up ons.

Yes. Yes they do.

triplee February 6 2008, 16:02:59 UTC

Which one is your sister? Pepito?

~EEE~

mrdisgruntled February 6 2008, 16:38:00 UTC

Gwildor, actually. She's from the shallow end of our gene pool.