I’m soooo parched. Im about 99.9% sure I could use a cola right about now

[triplenipple]

Here i am. In the shower. Touching myself yet again. Can I ever get in here without doing this. I don't feel anymore pleasure. So mechanical. Flick here, rub there. insert-pull out. great...this is life. I'm not feeling it anymore. "Don't stop," says the vagina. Great, you are so selfish, here I am tired and there you are horny. fine. I'll give in

Comments

[evet_threat]

aahaha i wish i was high when i read this.
i tripped even though. haha. =]]

[triplenipple]

I wish I was high when I wrote it but no, that's me actually being normal.

[going_retro]

haha funny...what the hell happened to jim bob? to bad he's not water proof

[triplenipple]

No way. i still use jim bob in the shower.

[going_retro]

nice...dude where are you? why don't you answer your phone? you should call me, cuz me and krystle are trying to get ahold of you

[triplenipple]

haha, I did just call. So I guess we are leaving tomorrow. Damn...and I had made plans for saturday with this boy, I mean man, that I really care about.

[13storyfall]

what a crazy story.....Tim Kasher makes me jizz too....oh yeah

[triplenipple]

I know! I mean, you really have no idea. He's just a sexy man beast. enough said.

[13storyfall]

got that right......

[triplenipple]

high 5

[fightingjacks7]

phhh thats is one hell of a story

[triplenipple]

It's one hell of an oragsm. no thanks to you.

[fightingjacks7]

ok then next time ill do it for you!

[triplenipple]

you are so kinky...........and I like it.

[boxarbrief2dye4]

i have a real friend named jimbob. he is my best friend. think about that. lol. jk

[triplenipple]

jimbob is one of my really special friends. it's never given up on me even though I did have to change it's batteries once or twice...hey, who's keeping count.

[13storyfall]

seee you never have to change my batteries.....

[triplenipple]

yeah but jimbob can last for hours at a time. what do you have to say to that.