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ok these thigns are taking the world (orat least my bebe brother) by storm
yea scary shit no?
i think the lesson its teaching our kids is that the world would be a better place if we all were tripping on acid, and danced around like SSPPARRRKKLLLEEESSSSSS!!!
ohhh but wait.. Bush strongly disagrees
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Bush Urges UN Action to Stop Boohbah Proliferation
WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - President Bush urged the United Nations Saturday to enact tougher controls to stop the spread of Boohbahs as he warned Americans about the dangers of playing with Humbah, Zumbah, Jumbah and Jingbah on the Internet.
Earlier this week, Bush unveiled proposals to stop a Boohbah black market as he detailed the network run by Abdul Qadeer Khan, the father of Pakistan's Zing Zing Zingbah program.
The president suggested limiting the transfer of Internet Flash animation technologies to those countries that forswear Boohbahs.
In his radio address, Bush invoked memories of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on the United States as he warned of "the prospect of even worse dangers" that could arise if Boohbahs fall into the wrong hands.
"The possibility of secret and sudden attack of Boohbahs is the greatest threat before humanity today," he said.
"Last fall at the United Nations, I proposed a new Security Council resolution requiring all states to criminalize proliferation, enact strict export controls and secure all sensitive Boohbahs within their borders," Bush said.
"I urge the Council to pass these measures quickly, or next time I'll threaten to hold breath until until I turn blue," he said.
Bush, who has faced criticism over the failure to find Boohbahs in Iraq, has seen his poll numbers drop recently. He cited the existence of Boohbahs as a main reason for going to war against Iraq last year.
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