"This Tournament is Epic" Tournament, Day 21/ Round 5, The Start of the Top 32!!!
Ok, so I took me sweet-ass time updating this one, but I have an excuse(s). Between my birthday, being in CT over the weekend, and being lazy on Spring Break, I haven't had time to update this... but now, for your viewing pleasure:
#1 Lions, Black people, At NIGHT!!! *7*
defeats
#16 It's too cold to be happy! *1*
We almost had a sweep here folks, only a last minute vote changed it. I for one am a staunch supporter of the Safari.
#9 Dickswing get Motherfuckers! *3*
loses to
#8 Hey! Ho!! [Boners of Evil] *6*
Looks like we're going to have at least "One more round of boner jokes!!"
#5 316!!!!!!!! *6*
defeats
#12 TDTF *2*
I AM SO GLAD TDTF DIDN'T WIN, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT...
#13 Don't talk about the Sows!! *4*
loses to
#4 Brendan's a psych major from New Jersey [I'm actually a philosophy major from NH] *5*
Dammit, if it weren't for Alex I could've made the 13-4 upset a reality. Instead, the quote making fun of me stays... AWESOME
#3 The Element HotJava Romanedge!! *6*
defeats
#14 How many tickets do you get for that? *2*
Are there any free victory tacos for the element hotjava??
#11 Get the fuck out of my state!! *7*
completely upsets
#6 100% whoa!! *1*
I guess 100%'s just aren't as impressive as they used to be. I can't tell if it's r21's fault or ToxicSludge's fault.
#7 Monstah Khaos, signature drink!! *6*
defeats
#10 What a gay ass nigg** song! *2*
Seriously though, "Which MC Was That" is an atrocious song.
#15 [disgust emoticon] *2*
loses to
#2 I did it! I beat the game!! *7*
I soooo wish I had the disgust emoticon on lj, b/c that's the only thing I would put for the comment of this match... and it would fit so well!!
Alright, everyone (read: a few people) have been waiting for this... the round of 32!!! Let's see what explosive matchups we start off with in the Manny and Non-Bemani Regions.
Manny Region
#1 STAPLE!!
vs.
#9 Narcissus at Oasis!!
Well, at least Manny know's how to pronounce staple correctly...
#12 Needs more Scrubbing Bubbles
vs.
#4 I'm Hot Java!!
This just in, I'm Hot Java biggest sleeper and most underrated quote of the tournament.
#3 Craig is fat. So is Rob.
vs.
#11 Aww this is bad... this is FUCKED UP!! [Schlagwerk]
Seeing that graffiti on the way to Boston Bowl talking about Craig and Rob being fat was bad... it was FUCKED UP!!
#10 Mudkips [I heard some things about you and liking them]
vs.
#15 [Gorgeous 2012 Noise]
This has to be the weirdest matchup ever...
Non-Bemani Region
#1 SPIRITMONGER!?!?
vs.
#8 Goya [Coffee]!!
Might we see our first one-seed fall? It might due to recent discoveries... like the fact that, in actuality, Goya coffee DOES in fact exist.
#12 You using my lines as jokes!?
vs.
#4 Get Some!!
Manny just cried on the inside.
#3 Get Back! Get EVERYTHING IN!!
vs.
#6 Even better than [Craig]!!
ooo, interesting matchup...
#7 1x No Bar Bitch!!
vs.
#2 Don't Slake the Fucking Torrent Album!! [accept/encourage permutations]
I honestly don't know what I'm going to vote for in this matchup... wait, that's a lie... but it took a minute or two to decide.
Rock the vote people, I'll *try* to be on time with this one... that is, around noon on Saturday I'll try updating... so get to it everyone!!
#1 Lions, Black people, At NIGHT!!! *7*
defeats
#16 It's too cold to be happy! *1*
We almost had a sweep here folks, only a last minute vote changed it. I for one am a staunch supporter of the Safari.
#9 Dickswing get Motherfuckers! *3*
loses to
#8 Hey! Ho!! [Boners of Evil] *6*
Looks like we're going to have at least "One more round of boner jokes!!"
#5 316!!!!!!!! *6*
defeats
#12 TDTF *2*
I AM SO GLAD TDTF DIDN'T WIN, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT...
#13 Don't talk about the Sows!! *4*
loses to
#4 Brendan's a psych major from New Jersey [I'm actually a philosophy major from NH] *5*
Dammit, if it weren't for Alex I could've made the 13-4 upset a reality. Instead, the quote making fun of me stays... AWESOME
#3 The Element HotJava Romanedge!! *6*
defeats
#14 How many tickets do you get for that? *2*
Are there any free victory tacos for the element hotjava??
#11 Get the fuck out of my state!! *7*
completely upsets
#6 100% whoa!! *1*
I guess 100%'s just aren't as impressive as they used to be. I can't tell if it's r21's fault or ToxicSludge's fault.
#7 Monstah Khaos, signature drink!! *6*
defeats
#10 What a gay ass nigg** song! *2*
Seriously though, "Which MC Was That" is an atrocious song.
#15 [disgust emoticon] *2*
loses to
#2 I did it! I beat the game!! *7*
I soooo wish I had the disgust emoticon on lj, b/c that's the only thing I would put for the comment of this match... and it would fit so well!!
Alright, everyone (read: a few people) have been waiting for this... the round of 32!!! Let's see what explosive matchups we start off with in the Manny and Non-Bemani Regions.
Manny Region
#1 STAPLE!!
vs.
#9 Narcissus at Oasis!!
Well, at least Manny know's how to pronounce staple correctly...
#12 Needs more Scrubbing Bubbles
vs.
#4 I'm Hot Java!!
This just in, I'm Hot Java biggest sleeper and most underrated quote of the tournament.
#3 Craig is fat. So is Rob.
vs.
#11 Aww this is bad... this is FUCKED UP!! [Schlagwerk]
Seeing that graffiti on the way to Boston Bowl talking about Craig and Rob being fat was bad... it was FUCKED UP!!
#10 Mudkips [I heard some things about you and liking them]
vs.
#15 [Gorgeous 2012 Noise]
This has to be the weirdest matchup ever...
Non-Bemani Region
#1 SPIRITMONGER!?!?
vs.
#8 Goya [Coffee]!!
Might we see our first one-seed fall? It might due to recent discoveries... like the fact that, in actuality, Goya coffee DOES in fact exist.
#12 You using my lines as jokes!?
vs.
#4 Get Some!!
Manny just cried on the inside.
#3 Get Back! Get EVERYTHING IN!!
vs.
#6 Even better than [Craig]!!
ooo, interesting matchup...
#7 1x No Bar Bitch!!
vs.
#2 Don't Slake the Fucking Torrent Album!! [accept/encourage permutations]
I honestly don't know what I'm going to vote for in this matchup... wait, that's a lie... but it took a minute or two to decide.
Rock the vote people, I'll *try* to be on time with this one... that is, around noon on Saturday I'll try updating... so get to it everyone!!