Hello fuckers, welcome back. We're getting down to the meat and bones now, and the results are showing that is in fact the case. Let's check out which 8 were lucky enough to make it!
Ohio Region
#1 Diddly Dum Duh Dada Bitch! *6*
defeats
#9 Drivin' 90 in a tropical rainstorm! Supreet was like THIS!! *1*
Fucking Message in your face!! Suck a dick! [credits 0/3]. One seed does what it should.
#12 Ow my leg... *6*
completely upsets
#4 [Konami] will sue/acquire! *1*
So I guess I was right. A 12 seed into the sweet 16 is no small task, but can this hot newcomer take down a number 1 seed next round?
#3 Rappak *4*
defeats
#6 Milk, all over my body! *3*
The Non-Bemani region quotes have held up better than I thought they would, which makes me happy. At the beginning of the tournament, if I had seen this matchup, I would have thought milk would have decimated. But hey, maybe Rappak is some sort of special guy...
#10 I got it! I got the PS3/Wii!! [Sold it on eBay for 20 million dollars!!] *1*
loses to
#2 ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG HAIL [Manny]!! *6*
Rumor has it that PS3s and Wiis break when facing a MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN [of a quote].
Bemani Region
#1 [Yeah Motherfucker!] Lions! Black People! At Night!! ("The Safari") *4*
defeats
#8 I can suck FIVE cocks at once as written in this scroll! ("Boners of Evil") *3*
My prediction held up, as this came down to the last vote. I think, if "Boners of Evil" had a better seeding, it could have easily made even the Elite 8.
#5 316!! *4*
upsets
#4 Brendan is a psych major from NJ *3*
I am SOOOO glad that psych lost... in honor of it, I'll go play Miracle Moon and PSMO tomorrow :D 316 613 ZOMG!!!
#3 I'm the Element Hot Java Romanedge *3*
is upset by
#11 [Pick a ten-footer on me?] Get the fuck out of my state!! *4*
Another big upset! Apparently quotes talking about oneself haven't been up to snuff in this tournament... but I can understand that.
#7 Monstah Khaos! Signature Drink! *2*
loses to
#2 I did it! I beat the game! *5*
I did it! I finished filling out the results!!
Now it's the nitty-gritty. Let's check out the Sweet Sixteen!!
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE!
vs.
#4- I'm Hot Java!
Both monster quotes.. I gave hotjava sleeper status last round, but now I'm afraid since it has to face such a strong competitor.
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob.
vs.
#15- [Gorgeous 2012 Noise]
Ah yes, the old 3-15 matchup... wait, what? Can a 15 seed cause havoc in the bracket and make it to the elite 8, or will it come down to Earth against it's first truly hard matchup?
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!?
vs.
#12- You using my lines as jokes!?
David meets Goliath this round, where David is a quote filled to the brim with irony, and Goliath is a Magic card that looks like shit and, apparently, induces shitting in public...
#6- Even better than [Craig]!
vs.
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album! [encourage permutations]
Even better than Slake!!
Ohio Region
#1- Diddly Dum Duh Dada Bitch!
vs.
#12- Ow my leg...
Two 1 vs. 12 matchups in one round? That's freakish... can the novelty of my leg give it a chance?
#3- Rappak
vs.
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG HAIL [MANNY]!!
I really don't think two different people have ever existed... yes, I mean Rappak and Manny are that different from each other. Quite a polarizing vote, most likely.
Bemani Region
#1- [Yeah Motherfuckers!] LIONS! BLACK PEOPLE!! AT NIGHT!!!
vs.
#5- 316!!
Combos vs. a safari... should be interesting?
#11- [Pick a ten-footer against me?] Get the fuck out of my state!!
vs.
#2- I did it! I beat the game!!
I think, by passing all of the ten-footers, you do in fact beat the game.
Lots of critical matchups this round, with all 4 1-seeds fighting for their tournament lives... will they survive? You decide!!
VOTE MOFOS!!