"This Tournament is Epic" Tournament, Day 35/ Round 8, Elite Eight Bitches!!!
Oh man, just dropped a shitton of epic hotness and tension on this bracket... we have a couple of huge upsets, so let's check it out!
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE! *5*
defeats
#4- I'm Hot Java! *2*
Wow, staple has lasting power I see... and that's WITHOUT Manny voting this round. Should be a strong competitor from here on out.
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob. *4*
defeats
#15- [Gorgeous 2012 Noise] *3*
Well, Gorgeous 2012 had a nice run, but its time was up. 3 matchups with it were all decided by one vote, making it very polarizing in the tournament. That being said, Craig is Rob, etc. has a key difficult matchup next round.
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!? *6*
defeats
#12- You using my lines as jokes!? *1*
Irony just can't handle shit. Literally. How long will this one-seed in the weakest region last? We'll find out...
#6- Even better than [Craig]! *3*
loses to
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album! [encourage permutations] *4*
The matchup round next hard be will!!
Ohio Region
#1- Diddly Dum Duh Dada Bitch! *0*
GETS OBLITERATED/ SUPREMELY UPSET BY
#12- Ow my leg... *7*
Self-admittedly, the message was a weak #1 seed, but this?? Is ow my leg truly this amazingly good? If so, we may see an epic seed of George Mason proportion coming up.
#3- Rappak *2*
loses to
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG HAIL [MANNY]!! *5*
Don't fuck with Manny, he'll keep touching you until it's a circus... or something...
Bemani Region
#1- [Yeah Motherfuckers!] LIONS! BLACK PEOPLE!! AT NIGHT!!! *3*
is upset by
#5- 316!! *4*
Wow, who knew Miracle Moon was that popular!! ;D In actuality, it's unfortunate that there will be no ass-rape for over 30 years b/c it... lost at night.
#11- [Pick a ten-footer against me?] Get the fuck out of my state!! *2*
loses to
#2- I did it! I beat the game!! *5*
I keep running out of witty comments for I beat the game, despite the fact that the jokes should write themselves...
With that, we are down to the creme-de-la-creme, the elite 8!!! There will be a huge plot twist after this round, but more on that next update. For now, here's your Regional Finals!!
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE!!
vs.
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob.
These two quotes are huge... one figuratively, the other literally.
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!?
vs.
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album!! [permutations, etc.]
ooo, a party line regional final!! The only one, in fact, where the 1 and 2 seeds made it. I'm still happy though, for the most part the rankings have held pretty well.
Ohio Region
#12- Ow my leg...
vs.
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG!!!
Cinderella is going to the ball with a quote older than most of your parents that happened to find a revival from none other than a Puerto Rican... good god...
Bemani Region
#5- 316!
vs.
#2- I did it! I beat the game!!
It's ironic, b/c 316 references 613, which references JBoy AAAing PSMO, which is when he beat Extreme... and thus the game. Connections are CONNECTED.
Let's get this show on the road, there's epicness to be had!!
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE! *5*
defeats
#4- I'm Hot Java! *2*
Wow, staple has lasting power I see... and that's WITHOUT Manny voting this round. Should be a strong competitor from here on out.
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob. *4*
defeats
#15- [Gorgeous 2012 Noise] *3*
Well, Gorgeous 2012 had a nice run, but its time was up. 3 matchups with it were all decided by one vote, making it very polarizing in the tournament. That being said, Craig is Rob, etc. has a key difficult matchup next round.
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!? *6*
defeats
#12- You using my lines as jokes!? *1*
Irony just can't handle shit. Literally. How long will this one-seed in the weakest region last? We'll find out...
#6- Even better than [Craig]! *3*
loses to
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album! [encourage permutations] *4*
The matchup round next hard be will!!
Ohio Region
#1- Diddly Dum Duh Dada Bitch! *0*
GETS OBLITERATED/ SUPREMELY UPSET BY
#12- Ow my leg... *7*
Self-admittedly, the message was a weak #1 seed, but this?? Is ow my leg truly this amazingly good? If so, we may see an epic seed of George Mason proportion coming up.
#3- Rappak *2*
loses to
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG HAIL [MANNY]!! *5*
Don't fuck with Manny, he'll keep touching you until it's a circus... or something...
Bemani Region
#1- [Yeah Motherfuckers!] LIONS! BLACK PEOPLE!! AT NIGHT!!! *3*
is upset by
#5- 316!! *4*
Wow, who knew Miracle Moon was that popular!! ;D In actuality, it's unfortunate that there will be no ass-rape for over 30 years b/c it... lost at night.
#11- [Pick a ten-footer against me?] Get the fuck out of my state!! *2*
loses to
#2- I did it! I beat the game!! *5*
I keep running out of witty comments for I beat the game, despite the fact that the jokes should write themselves...
With that, we are down to the creme-de-la-creme, the elite 8!!! There will be a huge plot twist after this round, but more on that next update. For now, here's your Regional Finals!!
Manny Region
#1- STAPLE!!
vs.
#3- Craig is fat. So is Rob.
These two quotes are huge... one figuratively, the other literally.
Non-Bemani Region
#1- Spiritmonger!?!?
vs.
#2- Don't Slake the fucking torrent album!! [permutations, etc.]
ooo, a party line regional final!! The only one, in fact, where the 1 and 2 seeds made it. I'm still happy though, for the most part the rankings have held pretty well.
Ohio Region
#12- Ow my leg...
vs.
#2- ZIGG ZIGG ZIGG!!!
Cinderella is going to the ball with a quote older than most of your parents that happened to find a revival from none other than a Puerto Rican... good god...
Bemani Region
#5- 316!
vs.
#2- I did it! I beat the game!!
It's ironic, b/c 316 references 613, which references JBoy AAAing PSMO, which is when he beat Extreme... and thus the game. Connections are CONNECTED.
Let's get this show on the road, there's epicness to be had!!