Take your music player and set it on random and the song titles are the answers to the following questions...
What do you think of me, Winamp?
"Burn For You" Kreo
My WinAmp secretly has the hots for me. YES.
Will I have a happy life?
"Aoi Usagi" Sakai Noriko
So I'm going to pine after someone and use a blue rabbit to symbolize it, neat.
What do my friends really think of me?
"Speed Racer (Porno Mix)" DJ Keoki
You all want to hump me raw.. I totally knew it. Sluts. <3
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Hurricane" Vixtrola
Yes. I already knew that from the last song though.
Oh, here we are. With my eyes shut closed and my lips wide open.
What does [insert significant other] think of me?
"She Riff" Magic Dirt
That I'm not a party girl?
How can I make myself happy?
"From Me 2 U" Reggie & The Full Effect
Kay.
What should I do with my life?
"Girl On Girl" Boy Skout
Whoa there Mr. Winamp.
Why must life be so full of pain?
"I Think I Love You" David Cassidy
Because love sucks~ <3
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Butterfly Wings" Machines of Loving Grace
Well you can't place faith in material things..
Material things will fail you.
Got it, don't use any toys.
Will I ever have children?
"Crimson & Clover" Joan Jett
Let's hope that means no, somehow.
Will I die happy?
"All I Know" Screaming Trees
I don't think that's very happy.
Can you give me some advice?
"Color Me Blood Red" Malice Mizer
Have some hot Gackt sex?
Do you know where your children are?
"Can't Find My Way Home" Sneaker Pimps
I think that's a no! :D
What do you think happiness is?
"When We Two Parted" The New Amsterdams
Happiness is so not a bad emo song.
What's your favorite fetish?
"Superhero" KMFDM
Superheroes are totally hot. I feel no shame.