Comments | tripodaaron: Rise and Shine!

tripodaaron

Rise and Shine!

Oct 05, 2005 08:33

Good Morning LiveJournalers!

I have nothing of any use to say, I just wanted to be the first one to post today. I did get good news in my horoscope:
Taurus April 20 - May 20

You'll be swarmed by a rare strain of Americanized killer bees who, unlike their Africanized cousins, just want to hang out and watch TV all day.

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dustylove22 October 5 2005, 12:52:32 UTC

I have a lice farm

forgot to mention my wife was missing.. HUH? dustylove22 October 5 2005, 16:45:01 UTC

"I Should Really Get Around To Reporting My Wife Missing"
Ya think?
"But then the dog pooped on the carpet, the kids wanted their dinner, and before I knew it, another day had gone by and I hadn't filed that darned report. "
YES.. dog poop

is this for real? what is up with this guy..

nice, i meant to report this but forgot.. LOL