Meme
Stolen from Corti, answering through boredom.
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
I am so lame I don't pay any bills except my credit card, which only ever has about ten quid on it. My Dad pays my phone bill and I live with my parents.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The Chand Indian Restaurant... yum
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
When I was eighteen. Super lame.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Got drunk? Must be years ago. Danced on a bar? Never. If you did that around here you'd be arrested.
5. Name of your year one teacher?
Mrs Blackwell.. she was old and a bit random. Now I volunteer at my old primary school and was distressed to find my old classroom had been caniballised into two classrooms..
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Eating delicious foods. In bed.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Everything, just about. Vet, shopkeeper, artist. Still want to be a writer though.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
None. I did go to one University and two 6th forms though.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I think it was cheap.
10. Petrol prices?
Students should get a discount..
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Take off to the Lake District, with Ant in tow.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What alarm? I only set one for uni days.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck I hope I stop coughing soon
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Frenchies
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Urgh, I really don't care. They're coming off anyway.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Fetching petrol. Fucking petrol stations stink and you have to spend boatloads of money.
17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
No... I'd go somewhere and have an experience.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
If I sleep until I wake up, it can vary between early and late.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Blooregard Q Kazoo. End of.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sleep?
21. Have you found real love yet?
Sure, why not
22. When did you first start feeling old?
About a year ago. Bastard time.
23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Lunch meat? Sounds vile. Like that tongue meat you grandma used to tell you was corned beef.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club? Or Walmart?
I don't do supermarkets... they make me claustrophobic. I'll be doing all my groceries online thanks.
26. Beach or lake?
Lake! More to do... the beach is boring.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Not really. I think people who say that are lonely.
28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
Oh, millions.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Crisp sandwiches
30. Favourite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Muppet Treasure Island... but I don't really care who knows about it.
31. What’s your drink?
I actually usually only drink twice a day. One cup of tea, one glass of coke.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
I used to play Witches. Much more fun.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Depends what we're stealing.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Fuck, no one. They were all assholes.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
BBC Radio 2
36. I'm sorry, were you looking for question 36? There is no question 36. THERE NEVER WAS.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Neither, really.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Probably our hiatus a few years ago... which was retarded.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I sit on the Team Leader Desk, and there is no one in front of me because I do emails and fucking rule.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
That bastard from the YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE advert. The fucker.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Stephen Fry, Louis Theroux... for interesting conversation.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
None
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No... which I guess is a good thing.
44. Last book you read for real?
For real? I read Michael Palin's Diaries for real but I had read them before... Is that for real??
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Millions. I have a rabbit called Bunny and a 50-odd cm Hello Kitty that live next to the bed though.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
A Plane. Which isn't very strange.
47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
Er.... anywhere'd be fine, thanks.
48. Do you go to church?
Fuck no. Church is for people who can't see a logical end to their problems.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Neither. I am much too young.
50. Just how OLD are you?
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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
I am so lame I don't pay any bills except my credit card, which only ever has about ten quid on it. My Dad pays my phone bill and I live with my parents.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
The Chand Indian Restaurant... yum
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
When I was eighteen. Super lame.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Got drunk? Must be years ago. Danced on a bar? Never. If you did that around here you'd be arrested.
5. Name of your year one teacher?
Mrs Blackwell.. she was old and a bit random. Now I volunteer at my old primary school and was distressed to find my old classroom had been caniballised into two classrooms..
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Eating delicious foods. In bed.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Everything, just about. Vet, shopkeeper, artist. Still want to be a writer though.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
None. I did go to one University and two 6th forms though.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
I think it was cheap.
10. Petrol prices?
Students should get a discount..
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
Take off to the Lake District, with Ant in tow.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What alarm? I only set one for uni days.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Fuuuuuuuuuuck I hope I stop coughing soon
14. Favorite style of underwear?
Frenchies
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Urgh, I really don't care. They're coming off anyway.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Fetching petrol. Fucking petrol stations stink and you have to spend boatloads of money.
17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer?
No... I'd go somewhere and have an experience.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
If I sleep until I wake up, it can vary between early and late.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Blooregard Q Kazoo. End of.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sleep?
21. Have you found real love yet?
Sure, why not
22. When did you first start feeling old?
About a year ago. Bastard time.
23. Favorite 80’s movie?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Lunch meat? Sounds vile. Like that tongue meat you grandma used to tell you was corned beef.
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam’s Club? Or Walmart?
I don't do supermarkets... they make me claustrophobic. I'll be doing all my groceries online thanks.
26. Beach or lake?
Lake! More to do... the beach is boring.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Not really. I think people who say that are lonely.
28. How many people do you stalk on Facebook?
Oh, millions.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Crisp sandwiches
30. Favourite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about?
Muppet Treasure Island... but I don't really care who knows about it.
31. What’s your drink?
I actually usually only drink twice a day. One cup of tea, one glass of coke.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
I used to play Witches. Much more fun.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Depends what we're stealing.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Fuck, no one. They were all assholes.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
BBC Radio 2
36. I'm sorry, were you looking for question 36? There is no question 36. THERE NEVER WAS.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Neither, really.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
Probably our hiatus a few years ago... which was retarded.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
I sit on the Team Leader Desk, and there is no one in front of me because I do emails and fucking rule.
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
That bastard from the YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE advert. The fucker.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Stephen Fry, Louis Theroux... for interesting conversation.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
None
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No... which I guess is a good thing.
44. Last book you read for real?
For real? I read Michael Palin's Diaries for real but I had read them before... Is that for real??
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Millions. I have a rabbit called Bunny and a 50-odd cm Hello Kitty that live next to the bed though.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
A Plane. Which isn't very strange.
47. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go?
Er.... anywhere'd be fine, thanks.
48. Do you go to church?
Fuck no. Church is for people who can't see a logical end to their problems.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
Neither. I am much too young.
50. Just how OLD are you?
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