Here we go again.....

May 26, 2005 12:57

"Beach-goers of the year 2005: DON'T wear sunscreen. By not wearing sunscreen, you will turn embarassingly and painfully red, teetering on the edge of sun poisoning, doing long-term damage to your skin, thus making the thought of you returning to the beach nauseatingly terrifying. The rest of my advice is designed to keep similarly brainless ( Read more... )

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melissa0208 June 7 2005, 22:34:14 UTC
He-he! That's funny as hell!

Welcome back to the Jersey Shore! :)

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coraljune December 12 2005, 18:03:31 UTC
I love this. Even though it's off season, and even though everything is closed up and deserted and cold as hell (except the Sawmill, that place is always open!), this still made me smile, thinking of all the bennys that will invariably infiltrate the area in just a few short months...

Thanks for the laugh, I needed this today :)

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