Don't move a muscle, I've got an apple!

[trippingowl]

Ok, so you're at a big meeting.  There are large bottles of mineral water on the table.  Good so far.  But APPLES?  Has anyone EVER eaten an apple at a corporate meeting?  "The projected figures for the scarf-wrangling department for the next quarter-" CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH

Comments

Orange you Glad...

[pinkthulhu]

I guess it could be worse.

It could be something impossible to get open, like an orange or something.

Or it could be something really wet and sloppy, like a slightly overripe nectarine.

But yes, I agree, apples are the noisiest fruit.

[evil_mogwai]

About the only decent fruit to have in a meeting would be grapes. Apples.. I think you just blew my mind with that one!

[pinkthulhu]

What about bananas? You could eat them seductively as you wink at people across the table.

[anonymous]

Apples are a symbol of health and vitality, of an aspirational healthy lifestyle. That's why they're included: nobody expects you to eat them.
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