I am about to poo my pants...

[trishaaah]

Tomorrow is my big test day.

I am so scared.

Please God, help me pass this. I want this job SO much. You know, I was never nervous when I got married, had my babies, bought my car. Nothing.... give me the 911 Dispatcher's test and I am about to have shit roll down my leg. Help me please.

I think I am going to throw up.

trisha

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luck*

[kimass]

Good luck* and remember * do not encourage the drunk redneck to pour alchol on his friend as a way to put the fire out*

p.s I hope you dont have shit roll down your leg, cause i think they might get you for some sanitation problems. maybe you could ser-ran wrap your ass. or buy a butt plug. or better yet * to help jacob out* you could purchase one of his NANO iPODS for only 200 dollars (limited time only) and stick it up there. Its a nano so it wouldnt hurt as bad. so u wouldnt shit urself AND you could listen to music! How bout them ipods!

Re: luck*

[trishaaah]

lol... I just know someday somone is going to mix up there tampon with a nano, watch out