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[trishtehtwinkie]

Doug called my mom and wished her a Happy Mother's Day. Will this asshole ever be completly out of my life? I had a terrible nightmare that we lived together again and I had to stay with him until the end of the lease. It was awful.

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[lupintehbunny]

Ooo call him up one night and start talking in this really hot and bothered, sexy voice and tell him you have something very,very important to tell him. That it's one of your biggest fantasies that you've always kept a secret.

And then when he gets all interested, tell him that you have always wanted to shit all over his face and see him drown in your feces.

Then lets see if he ever calls back.

[trishtehtwinkie]

LMFAO!!! Somehow I think he would be into it

[lupintehbunny]

Include his mother, a dog, a dead animal ( perhaps his favorite dead pet), and maybe a dead person.