claire just said-

"i wanted to have sex with chris isaak when i saw him when i was like twelve, but my dad was with me....so i couldn't."

yeah claire. we wanted to have sex with jd fortune when we saw him six months ago, but we couldn't...cause it was january. good luck next month"

we're going to downtown tuesday nights tonight on vernon street. it's what real roseville girls do. so now claire has to admit she is a real roseville girl now. we go, we eat terrible food, and we make fun of all the leathery old people. you only wish you were as cool as us.

word.

omg lorelai. that's all i can say right now. o-em-effing-gee.

mike rofe and nick lachey hella rhyme.

everything is weird and stupid lately. i almost totally quit.

i got a new job. it'll be good. and puppies.

that's me and claire. and we rock.

candle party on saturday what? call me if you want to come see the new place. and buy candles, and eat food.

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henceforth, please refer to me and claire as cornelius and snuggles.

p.s. we <3 cops and murder suspects named cornelius and snuggles. big coke dealers.

i'm going to wrap myself in cheap ass kmart peignor sets and add some satin pillow cases on my arms and call it a dress and win project runway. i'm going to smother myself in my grandmothers curtains and make tear drop cuts in the back and call it evening wear and win project runway. and my name will be chloe. and then i'm going to make the most ( Read more... )