Letters
Hottest of Shottests,
I'm glad I have that kind of effect on you! XD And screw your housemates if they want to be boring and dull! Now you should not only hug this letter, but also rock back and forth and sing a made up song. Or perhaps a nursery rhyme would freak them out more ;)
Well if your father is going to be hogging you like that, I guess I'll just have to kidnap you! Although that's probably a baaaad idea but it did sound good.
I think ducks can be taught to sing. There are some around here that hang out on the pond. When I try to sing to them, they just start going QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Maybe that means "shut the bloody hell up!" in duck talk. I don't know...but I still do it XP
And if you need any help getting him back or need more ideas, I'll be glad to help out :) And if I don't hear from you, I'll just find your grave and sleep on it forever and ever and ever! I'll chain myself to it and shout "NOT MY HOT SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" So they may send me to St. Mungo's but it'll be worth it!
I'll be sure to kick the Skipper for you :) But if he kicks back then...I'll just deal with that later. Have a muggle free day!
<3 A Filthy Mudblooded Princess Type
Prattiest of Prats,
How's life treating you at good old Hogwarts? Everything still on with you and the Behemoth?
I miss that place but, no bloody school work! I'm starting Muggle school up in January, so shite luck there. Everyone will probably think I'm retarded after missing so much of it.
I still plan on having a flat in Diagon Alley some day, so long as you and your Snakehead mates don't decide to Avada Kedavra my mudblood ass. Give love to all, except said Snakish friends, and Jelly... unless you think it will make her less likely to make freaky little O'Neill voodoo dolls and stick pins in 'em. She's the scariest girl ever, I swear to you. This Muggle girl down the street is like 300 pounds of greasy, pimply woman and I'd still rather meet her in a dark alley than Jelly.
Oh and punch the other prats for me, will you? And feed something to Danny. Or just ignore this, and whack off all day, I'd expect nothing more.
Your short but infinitely-better-endowed-friend,
O'Neill