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[tristefish]

My parents' house. It can sort of be summed up by what I did last night. I sat on the couch with them and watched American Idol followed by Dancing With the Stars. Comments from my parents around the lines of, "She sings too black," really complemented the sweeping cameras, blatant filler and stupid celebrity judges. All of this after explaining

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[longleggedgit]

Too black, eh? Oh, parents.

My parents aren't ever inadvertently racist . . . you can come watch TV with them if you want. Oh wait, my stepdad broke both our TVs.

[tristefish]

Haha, well at least I have one amazing thing here. A 70 bajillion foot 1080p television for me to play video games. And it's not broken.

[longleggedgit]

I hope you're reading some Harry Potter on top of those video games, sir!

[tristefish]

Oh, I am. Krum has just walked into the building because he has a "head cold."

[mcxanthus]

You should just go vegan and avoid the explanations altogether.

Also, I totally forgot about Penny Arcade! Thanx for reminding me!

[tristefish]

Yay for Penny Arcade. The problem with forgetting that amazing web comics exist is that once you find them again you have to sit there for 10 hours and read all the ones you missed.

...I played a funny game you might like.

http://www.mcvideogame.com/game-eng.html

[longleggedgit]

Guess who got a $&%#ing A- in Graphic Novel?

>( I hope Corey Creekmur DOES get beat up in the past.

[tristefish]

It's ok. I just smashed his face in with a pipe for like 2 hours while little kids laughed and spit on him. I did it because he gave me an A. The fucker.

So like half the sexy is missing in the IC right now. Come back.

[longleggedgit]

God I KNEW you'd get an A. I bet everyone did except me. Well, maybe not Mike. FUCK HIM I really didn't want an A- ever again.

But I just watched the movie Mystic River and realized Tim Robbins looks like, exactly like Corey Creekmur, and I felt REALLY BAD for Tim Robbins in that movie and now I feel bad for Corey and I don't want to think about him getting beaten up anymore, even if he is an A- giving asshat.

I can guarantee you I'm not sexy right now. All of a sudden my throat flared up and now that one white thing is ENORMOUS, like, the size of a frisbee, and it's accompanied by like four little white friends. I can barely talk or drink. So I may have strep along with mono, which would be awesome, y'know. Going to the doctor tomorrow. God, my vacations are sweet.

If you wanted a visual aid, it looks exactly like those huge pussy boils on the zombies in Grindhouse. Exactly.

[tristefish]

I'm entirely sure now that there is no sexy left in Iowa City and that it has been hiding in your throat. So now even more so, you need to come back.