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A few minutes ago I went across the hall to the restroom. That's when I found a sewing needle sticking out of my abdomen. I hope I don't have AIDS.

So you have enough energy to run up to the elevator, popping the doors back open at the last possible second, but you cannot bring yourself to walk up that one flight of stairs?

I have thought before that it would be really interesting to go forward in time and see what people will be/look like. But today I realized that graduating from high school is pretty much the same thing, because you see people two years later and think, "What the fuck?"

I like it.

Do you ever get so cold on a wintry day like this that you just want to climb into the dryer??? That's what I feel like doing right now.

Please help clear up a little dispute I got into in my Youth in Society class.

What is the (ideal?) purpose of prison?

How many clementines do you think is too many? Because I ate 6 yesterday.

Did I eat too many clementines?

Obviously I'm not too worried because look what I'm eating for breakfast:


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Fat gerbil:


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OMG when I got home my 2 new baby gerbils were cuddled up together in their nest and it was SO CUTE.