Flirt
#033. Flirt Yesung/Kibum
Fic: 1/100
A/N: Beta'd by
autumnsxxangel
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Never the type of man to be deterred from getting what he wanted when he wanted it, Kim Kibum could honestly tell anyone who bothered to ask him, that he had never had any trouble getting a woman (or male for that matter) to agree to going on a date with him in his life.
All it ever took was one flash of his adorable little smile, before fans and noonas were on him like Siwon on the Bible, or Sungmin on anything pink.
However, this moderately overconfident attitude of his is what Kibum now found himself seeking help for, in the least likely of all places; his hyung, Yesung.
Now you might be wondering what on earth had possessed the renowned actor of Super Junior to seek the slightly (incredibly) quirky singer’s advice on matter’s of the heart. And to tell you the truth, not even Kibummie could figure it out.
All he knew was that earlier that day in the SM building’s offices, his breath had immediately been taken away by a younger looking woman, with pale milky skin and mesmerizing brown eyes.
Undaunted by the fact the beauty he had seen may already have had a male companion in her life, the rapper quickly approached her with a large grin adorning his face…positive she would fall for him the instant she set her eyes upon his smile.
But when asked if she’d be willing to join him for dinner (and perhaps even dessert later on) Kyuhyun’s fellow magnae was gifted with only a gently shake of the head, and muttering of “It will take more than that to win me over, oppa.”
Not used to being turned down by anyone, other than one or two girls in California who were uninterested in the Asian hottie when he lived there, Kibum was dumbstruck, and at a loss over what he should do.
That is how he found himself standing hesitantly outside Yesung’s bedroom door; contemplating whether or not he was willing to risk taking advice from someone as odd as his hyung.
Unfortunately, he found that it really was the only available choice he had at the moment, as most of the other members were still on their schedules, and would not return until late that evening, which briefly made him wonder who was going to cook since Ryeowook and Hangeng were not around to do it.
Nevertheless, shaking his head away from such thoughts, Bummie slowly reached a hand out towards the golden doorknob which would lead him into the alternate dimension known as Yesung’s room.
It couldn’t hurt to at least try and see what the singer had to say about Kibum’s rejection, could it? Maybe the man had some deeper experience with women then he was aware of, and actually knew how to make a woman fall in love with you when a dazzling smile wouldn’t do the trick.
Before he even had a chance to turn the knob on his fate, Kibum found himself face to face with his hyung, who had somehow managed to noiselessly open the door without him noticing.
“Come in Kibummie, TtangKkoMa told me you were coming to see me today,” Yesung said calmly, as though a turtle telling you someone would be visiting you was a normal everyday occurrence.
Both perplexed and somewhat concerned over what his hyung had just said, Kibum slowly walked into his fellow member’s bedroom, knowing from experience that it was better to not ask questions and just pretend everything the singer said made sense.
His explanations could become very long winded when he tried to elaborate on his odd remarks, and the actor did not have the time to deal with them today.
Instead, he stood rigid and quiet in the center of his hyung’s room, glancing about the sparse decorations.
TtangKkoMa observed him from atop Yesung’s pillow, his beady little eyes causing an unwanted shiver to race along the length of the SuJu member’s spine.
Nonetheless, rather than waste time dwelling on the fact that a turtle was practically staring him down like Kyuhyun would a computer screen during a game of Starcraft, Kibum simply turned away from the small reptile to face his hyung. The man was leaning casually against the now closed (and consequently, locked) door.
His expression remained neutral for a moment, as he yawned softly against his intriguingly small hands before shaking away any exhaustion he felt and speaking to the rapper.
“So, what is it hyung can do for you today, Kibum-ssi?” the bass singer asked his friend, choosing to disregard the brief flash of reluctance which struck itself over the magnae’s eyes. It tended to happen a lot when people spoke to him, so he had grown used to it.
“Well, you see hyung,” Kibum began to explain, slowly shifting on the balls of his feet as nerves wracked his lithe frame, “I have a bit of a problem…with this girl,” the actor continued on to explain.
However, before Kibum even had a chance to process what he was going to say next, Yesung’s eyes widened fractionally, as a mischievous grin planted itself across his face.
He clapped his hands together once before interjecting excitedly.
“Ah! Say no more Bummie! I know just the thing,” the angelic voiced man exclaimed, dashing the ten feet over to his CD case and rummaging through the hundreds of discs he had organized there.
When at last he seemed to find what it was he’d been searching for, Yesung quickly placed the disc in his large stereo, completely ignoring Kibum who tried to interrupt his friend and continue to explain what exactly it was that he needed help with.
The man was known to have an overactive imagination on occasion (most of the time), and only God (most likely his favorite son Siwon too) knew what type of CD he was about to blast for the whole apartment complex to hear.
But alas, before the acting magnae even had a chance to bring one foot forward, his hyung had fast forwarded to track number three, and temporarily paused the disc as he turned to regard the younger man happily.
“Henry-ssi taught me some English the other day Kibum-ah! I think this will help you fix your problems!!!” the turtle loving singer stated confidently, pressing the play button.
Immediately, Henry’s voice filled the room, ringing out joyously,
“You know…when you really love someone…JUST GO FOR IT!!!”
And before it could go any further it was immediately stopped, as Yesung took the disc out and replaced it back in its proper case before the actor could even blink.
Completely and utterly bewildered by what the hell had just happened, Kibum maintained a frozen look of shock, mistakenly causing his hyung to think he had just performed a miracle of some sorts, and opened the magnae’s eyes to the best advice on earth.
“See, I told you it would help Kibummie,” the bass remarked assuredly, slowly ushering the still baffled man out of his bedroom.
“If you need help again, come back any time, but right now, TtangKkoMa and I need to discuss why he’s been lying to me about cleaning out his shell,” the man told his friend casually, offhandedly muttering to himself the possible punishments said turtle would have if his shell wasn’t spotless by the time he checked.
Kibum could have sworn he heard Yesung say something along the lines of “No cuddling for a week,” but honestly, by that point, he couldn’t find it in him to even care.
He had just wasted ten minutes trying to get advice from his hyung, only to be told nothing that would do him any good.
On the way out of his dorms to get a couple of beers, Kibum walked past Henry, who was visiting to drop off some clothes he’d borrowed (taken) from Hangeng, including several pairs of the man’s underwear the Chinese Canadian just couldn’t seem to stay away from.
“Thanks for the help Henry,” Kibum said sullenly, sulking off to a bar for the rest of the night, leaving a taken aback Henry in his wake.
Sometimes, he wondered why he even bothered speaking to his hyung.
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This is what comes from talking to autumnsxxangel about Henry's part in Confessions and m Yesung bias. XD