I am very excited about the silent dorms at certain schools. I think that I shall enjoy being a hermit for about 1.5 days.

No child of mine is ever, ever, EVER entering a beauty pageant.

I was wondering if it was at all helpful to your brain to be texting in class. Besides the fact that it is rude, isn't it somewhat beneficial because it uses up two sides of your brain? One side, you must appear as though you are paying attention and writing notes all the while composing a mini letter. I mean, I know that when I walk down and text ( Read more... )

I honestly believe that Jessica Cutler is the new Samantha Jones. Besides not being a fictional character, she and Jones are very similar. You can find her in the newest issue of New York. Or Google (tm) her.

I don't need a husband. I can join a nudist colony instead.

it's friday and I'm in love!

I don't care if monday's blue
tuesday gray and wednesday too
thursday I don't care about you
it's friday I'm in love

monday you can fall apart
tuesday wednesday break my heart
thursday doesn't even start
it's friday I'm in love

Oh my god. I just found out that I (and Chloe who pipped up with "wow, so we'll be like paris hilton but with houses than hotels) shall be inheriting five houses in Switzerland when my mother and uncle pass away. Holy shit. I could like, start an empire with that many in that small country.

Hmmm....sounds like a good idea....

I fucking hate poetry protocols. What a waste it is trying to decipher every little meaning in a poem. With books it's fun, but with a poem it is not. Poems, for me, conjour images of simple pleasures. A quick peek into the literary world, the delicacy of a couple of words strung together that can creat a tidal wave of emotion ( Read more... )

Well, I am sitting in the library with a long 80s strand of pearls and a 50s handbag, and a scarf from Italy that I bought on a flightlfull purchase when I was ten, and for which I am very happy that I did it. My english is horrid, however it can all be explained: I am going through a quarter life crisis. I have a cure for the actual midlife crisis ( Read more... )

I just won a shower race