I wish i had doughnuts

[trojanhorse]

I wish i had doughtnuts. They always make it seem on tv like people are always bringing food into the break rooms and leaving it for people. So far i have found this completely inacurate. No doughnuts, no cookies, no cupcakes. I suppose I will jsut have to wait until lunch like all the rest of the starving wretches over here.

Comments

[uncledeadly]

Oddness. We get that sort of stuff a decent bit here. Not every day - but maybe two to three times a month. Enough to make it feel special.

Sadly it is usually pretty abysmal fruit tarts that everyone claims to love, but is never fully finished.

[matmat]

What you have to do is make someone your bitch. Then you can have them bring doughnuts.

It's kind of like prison.

[trojanhorse]

ahhh i see but what happens when someone else wants my bitch as their bitch and then shanks me for them?

[gf_ripper]

haha tv, ya reality is a lot more expensive and less fun. mmm doughnut.