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[troll_collector]

Quick, what's a sure-fire way to get suspended?

the fastest and easiest way?

Comments

[thewalkingman]

I would say making death threats to LJ Abuse. Like, full on killer stalker eat your babies bath in their blood death threats

[bloodangel]

The classic Goatse troll can't go wrong.

[kuh]

hotlink pictures then write an email to LJ abuse complaining about your digital rights and some bastard named troll_collector is stepping all over them.

[postbagboy]

Make your birthdate look like you're 12 or something. That's what got me suspended... and unsuspended.

[starlesswavelet]

no no no, you guys have it all wrong.

The easiest, surefire way to get suspended, is to pick a random person, harass them for a while, then create a second account after they've banned you, and harass them some more... create a third if necessary, and hope you're reported to lj for abusing multiple accounts for harassment.

Then watch all accounts involved go bye-bye.