seventh.

[trollomancer]

Who would have imagined that thoughtlessly dashing into a mysterious new edifice of the City's creation could have unpleasant consequences? Certainly not I. In any case, the victims of City Mart have my deepest condolences. You may never recover from your brush with ugliness, but at least you've acquired a package of nine pairs of socks for two

Comments

[whackachester]

Whoa!

How'd you do all that?

[trollomancer]

Careful study of the Network device and its potential. I'll share my findings with you.

[and something like this is forwarded]

[whackachester]

I like this one!

[trollomancer]

Obviously you should try it out on your own journal sometime.

[innocentxcharm]

Ooh...I like the sparkles and the rainbows and stuff! The last one looks weird.

[trollomancer]

Indeed. It's a poor illustration.

[innocentxcharm]

It's all sticky and moving and it looks sorta like people. What're they doing?

[trollomancer]

Perhaps it would be best to say they're exacting punishment...

[notflynn]

Yeah, not gonna ask about the last one.

[trollomancer]

You're not already familiar with it?

[notflynn]

More like- I don't wanna know where you got it from.

[imperialwill]

You're so very talented, Jade, to be able to do this kind of thing!

[trollomancer]

Indeed, there are many uses for my genius here in the City.

[imperialwill]

I think there could be even more if you put your mind to it...

[eastwick_bitch]

What the hell.

[trollomancer]

Oh, dear, did I not include enough examples?

[eastwick_bitch]

Why would anyone want any of those? They're obnoxious.

[trollomancer]

Tastes do vary, you know.