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[trollsbackwards]

Why is it you fucking humans are so goddamn soft and fucking malleable? I swear to fucking god that I go to poke this monstrosity that should be a fucking husk instead of pink flesh and the goddamn nub soaks in a bit. What the hell!?

No claws. No horns. Fuck, even their teeth are fucking blunt as a subjuggulator's club. How the flying fuck humans

Comments

[greedful_cheat]

Have you ever thought that because they are soft and malleable, that they were able to thrive?

If you don't want to catch disease, then I suggest you stay away from large groups of them then... in particular the brothels. So many interesting diseases to be afflicted with there.

[homofuckiens]

I know what sort of things thrive on that fucking planet, nooksucker.

Also the inevitability of me being around the disgusting meatsacks happens to be way too high. They make up about fucking eighty percent of the useless windholes here.

[greedful_cheat]

Yes, and yet the humans still survive. 'Tis a strange conundrum.

Oh? Then this should be interesting. I wonder what type of diseases you'll carry back over when you return to normal.

[homofuckiens]

Stupidity and the ability to fucking speak in cagey hoofbeast shit.

[valentineluke]

The brain is the key to human success.

[homofuckiens]

Everything has a goddamned brain, Luke.

[valentineluke]

Not everything is capable of complex thought.

[homofuckiens]

There's the fucking difference right there. They had it fucking easy in comparison.

[ironicool]

Jegus fuck, do you ever stop complaining?

[homofuckiens]

Do you ever have anything fucking constructive to say?

[ironicool]

Wow, I'm incredibly impressed with your not-at-all transparent dodging techniques. Really.

[homofuckiens]

I'm not dodging any of your pretentious attempts at getting me to rain down a heaping fucking helping of well deserved rage, asshole. I just don't feel up to giving you the fucking satisfaction that you oh so need to seep into your squishy glands!

[dorkways]

Haha, oh god. Is what think is happening actually happening?

[homofuckiens]

And just what the fuck do you think is happening.

[dorkways]

It kinds sounds like you're human!

[homofuckiens]

Shut the fuck up!

[derse_princess]

Surely the fact we have survived despite our apparent flaws should indicate that we are a far sturdier race than you give us credit for.

[homofuckiens]

No, not really.

[derse_princess]

Then you're really that determined to hate us.

[homofuckiens]

No, I'm not. Hating humans is kind of like hating a painting you've created. There's no fucking point, since that means you should only hate yourself for making it.