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[ironicool]

hey douchebag you still pathetically lost in the throes of violent lustful hate for me
just checking

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wat r u wearin

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ARE YOU REALLY HERE TO BUG THE SHIT OUT ME, STRIDER. ALSO, YOU BREAK MY MOIRAIL'S BLOOD PUSHER, I BREAK YOUR FACE.

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believe it or not ive actually got nothing better to do
so he told you

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HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING, DOUCHEWAFFLE.

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[allthefeelings]

kar talk to kme im loneluy

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AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT I SEE TWO TYPOS FOR.

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nithins wwromg except for bein lonelu wwj wwould uou evven assume that

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CUT THE SHIT, AMPORA.

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hey kar
i wwas thinkin that maybe wwe could wwatch a movvie or somethin like wwe used to back in the day
only maybe wwe could do it in person instead a ovver our computers

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AS LONG AS THEY DON'T INCLUDE WIZARDS OR PIRATES, SURE.

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no i learned my lesson on that back on alternia
wwe only wwatch romcoms i promise
unless i manage to find a wwizard or pirate romcom an im still wworkin on that one
do you wwant to wwatch somethin human or do you wwant somethin alternian
the stores here havve evverythin and i might a found a couple if youre interested

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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
WOULD I EVEN BE REMOTELY INTERESTED IN THE HUMAN ONES?
IT'S HARD TO TELL WITH THEIR STUPID WAY OF TITLING THINGS.

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Call 3/4

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Answering Machine Message

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Kar, okay, wwell, I guess you're just not answwerin' so I'll--

Look, I mean, wwe had a--

It wwasn't that bad, wwas it? I mean, wwas that based on actual feelins on your side a' it? Cos I wwas...I mean, I wwould go along wwith that anywway, evven if I wweren't cursed. I think if that curse meant anythin', it meant wwe'd be good together, you knoww? Mutual pity an' that, kinda really romantic actually if you think about it, like that human movvie wwe wwatched a feww days back wwith Human Julia Roberts an' human Richard Gere in it, you knoww? A quadrant spannin' the hemospectrum. Or I could be your Hennry Higins.

Please let me be your Hennry Higins.