014 ♋ Voice

[trollsbackwards]

[ have some audio of coughing and sneezing. ]

Fucking changes in weather. Couldn't have [ sneezes ] cursed me with the goddamn desire to get some fucking coats or shit, huh?

God. Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep.

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[valentineluke]

Does it snow in your world?

[trollsbackwards]

If it does, it doesn't happen anywhere I've heard of.

[valentineluke]

Then you aren't prepared for winter here. Have roughly two months before the cold and snowfall comes.

[trollsbackwards]

I got here as it was starting to let up. End of January, I think.

[shall_yield_us]

It won't be ever different when you wake, you do understand, don't you?

[trollsbackwards]

I know.

[shall_yield_us]

Then why bother?

[trollsbackwards]

Because it's a better fucking option.

[ironicool]

jesus youre a moron

[trollsbackwards]

[ nope. not talking to you. ]

[ironicool]

hahahahahha are you seriously not talking to me now
fuck vantas thats pathetic
i know im a great catch and everything but youve gotta move on with your bland and uninteresting life without me

[trollsbackwards]

[ not biting. John can be forgiven because he just doesn't understand how blackrom works.

Strider does and deliberately does shit to set Karkat off.

so, nope. he's like 6.5 sweeps and romance is a big fucking deal. ]

voice

[allthefeelings]

Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? Strider's comin' onto you too? Wwhat is he, some kinda blackrom tease? You okay, Kar?

voice; private

[trollsbackwards]

Basically. He was a fucking troll for a day, remember? That douchebag is fully aware of what he's doing and what it implies. He does it anyway like a grubtarded bulge tease.

I called him the fuck out on it and he rejected me on the basis that he didn't fucking understand it.

Hoofbeast shit.

voice; private

[allthefeelings]

Fuck. Wwhere does he get off doin' that? It's upright not fair.

Uh. I'd ask if you wwanted a pile but I guess you'vve got Sol for a moirail.

voice; private

[trollsbackwards]

A simple no would have been pretty fucking dignified and respected. Then pulls this shit to rub it in my face? Ha!

[ a brief pause. ]

Yeah, because talking shit about your moirail's matesprit is so classy.

[dorkways]

Dad always said cake makes your colds better but I think he made that up so I would eat more.

Do you want want anything, though? I can bring you some movies!

[trollsbackwards]

I believe it.

[ sniff. ]

But why would I want your shit taste in movies?

[dorkways]

Noooo, I mean, movies you want! [rolls eyes] You're sick and I am your buddy so I will try to make you feel better!

And not laugh at you.

But that's kind of hard. [snicker]

[trollsbackwards]

Laugh at me and I'll kick your sorry ass out. I'm in no fucking mood to be mocked.