This Doesn't Happen in Nature
Title: This Doesn't Happen in Nature
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: Mild NC-17
Pairing: Bam/Ryan
Warning: Spoilers for Jackass 1...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 346
Summary: Bam and the toy car skit...
It’s an excuse to touch him. That’s all it really is; this re-god-damn-diculous stethoscope hanging from his neck. Steve-O is right there. Bam wants nothing more to be the one pressing that car in bit by bit, but he’s shoved over to the corner. Originally, he’d been asked to stay off camera, but there’s no fucking way that was gonna happen. So he snags the stethoscope and sits there with gloved hands watching as Ryan shoves his pants around his knees and bends himself in half. Legs press to his shoulders like they fucking belong there. What he wouldn’t give to curve his body over Ryan’s; pushing his thighs wide.
And it’s begun… he’s held back as long as he can. Hovering just above Ryan’s face he presses the stethoscope to his chest. Their eyes meet. Bam can see the flush burning on Dunn’s cheeks. He can see the muscle of his neck tighten as his entire body tenses at the intrusion. Each second that passes, Ryan’s heart races a little faster, and Bam is privy to it all.
“Yep, the heart rate just increased.” Bam announces; his sole contribution to prove his presence isn’t a farce.
“Oh god it’s in... I feel like I need to shit my ass!”
Bam wants to press his fingers into the condom and feel first hand just exactly how Ryan’s muscles have stretched to accommodate the object. Instead he’s left to watch him pant wantonly on film as he gets use to the car’s presence.
The only saving grave of the entire skit for Bam happens when Dunn hands him the x-ray with a huge ass grin spread across his face. In some what of a daze, Bam runs his fingers over the bright white of the car. What he wouldn’t give to be inside Ryan like that. Snickering he passes the x-ray around as expected.
He falters for only a moment when Dunn’s eyes meet his and hold his gaze momentarily. Something sparks just then and before Bam can reach out and hold on tight... it disappears.
Fandom: Jackass/Viva La Bam
Rating: Mild NC-17
Pairing: Bam/Ryan
Warning: Spoilers for Jackass 1...
Disclaimer: It’s fiction. Learn it, live it... love it.
Word Count: 346
Summary: Bam and the toy car skit...
It’s an excuse to touch him. That’s all it really is; this re-god-damn-diculous stethoscope hanging from his neck. Steve-O is right there. Bam wants nothing more to be the one pressing that car in bit by bit, but he’s shoved over to the corner. Originally, he’d been asked to stay off camera, but there’s no fucking way that was gonna happen. So he snags the stethoscope and sits there with gloved hands watching as Ryan shoves his pants around his knees and bends himself in half. Legs press to his shoulders like they fucking belong there. What he wouldn’t give to curve his body over Ryan’s; pushing his thighs wide.
And it’s begun… he’s held back as long as he can. Hovering just above Ryan’s face he presses the stethoscope to his chest. Their eyes meet. Bam can see the flush burning on Dunn’s cheeks. He can see the muscle of his neck tighten as his entire body tenses at the intrusion. Each second that passes, Ryan’s heart races a little faster, and Bam is privy to it all.
“Yep, the heart rate just increased.” Bam announces; his sole contribution to prove his presence isn’t a farce.
“Oh god it’s in... I feel like I need to shit my ass!”
Bam wants to press his fingers into the condom and feel first hand just exactly how Ryan’s muscles have stretched to accommodate the object. Instead he’s left to watch him pant wantonly on film as he gets use to the car’s presence.
The only saving grave of the entire skit for Bam happens when Dunn hands him the x-ray with a huge ass grin spread across his face. In some what of a daze, Bam runs his fingers over the bright white of the car. What he wouldn’t give to be inside Ryan like that. Snickering he passes the x-ray around as expected.
He falters for only a moment when Dunn’s eyes meet his and hold his gaze momentarily. Something sparks just then and before Bam can reach out and hold on tight... it disappears.