I vacated my blankety oasis,
filled my sights with only you.
Joined you in-between the blank stare spaces,
and couldn't even touch youThere was something I wanted to say ( Read more... )

I have never been so nervous about peeing in my life.

Never.

He always wanted to explain things ( Read more... )

I am back. Quasi-back. I still have no direct access to Le Intarweb... but soon, ducklings, soon. I do have cable television now, so I'm one step in the right direction. Today is an exciting day of laundry doing. Mmmm. Soapy.

PS- The fuckin' spaghetti was fuckin' outrageous. Mad props to myself for being the shit.

Aw man. Raisin Bran Crunch is my new favorite cold cereal ( Read more... )

"Computer games don't affect children. I mean, if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

It's so odd to me when someone I haven't talked to in years contacts me out of the blue. Just a few days ago, my best friend from elementary school emailed me. She's now married, bought a house with her husband, blahblah. I'm not even close to thinking about getting married. Guh. I'm such a big kid. Fuck it. I love being childish and selfish ( Read more... )

Yaaay! I got a new job! Yaaay!

"I didn't know what you guys did or didn't have... so I brought everything."

She brought her own fucking tissue. What the fuck. Go home.

I need to be less easily annoyed.