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[tropicalislands]

Does anyone have any tips for hunting because I am just about ready to smear deer piss on myself

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[papasmurf18824]

hmm.

If you're talking about real hunting, I'm pretty sure that you want deer piss not on yourself.

you are talking about real hunting, right?

[tropicalislands]

I was thinking of hunting more as a metaphor, I'm probably better at literal hunting though

[summerreigns]

for the type of hunting you are considering, you need the following:

lots of beer.
a shirt that says 'i'm drunk' (although i think your 'spooning leads to forking' shirt might work well too).
a cheap ink pen.
and a good line. i'm not an advocate of sincere lines, just something to generate conversation.
(unless you don't care about the conversation part).
that's all i got

[tropicalislands]

a cheap pen? What exactly am I going to do with that?
my favorite line has always been:
"if I said you had a great body would you hold it against me"
but thats not exactly the attention I am going for lol