Right to Refuse Service

Dec 08, 2008 09:50

Friday night at work was quite the event. I came in for work on Saturday morning, noticed the blood on the beer fridge and signs reading:

"WARNING: CIGARETTE SMOKE, MARIJUANA, CRYSTAL METH, CRACK AND HEROIN CAN HARM YOUR UNBORN CHILD. BITCHFIGHTING IS FINE THOUGH. HAVE FUN, MOM." and "WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE, ESPECIALLY CRACK ADDICTED PREGNANT FREAKS".

Nancy clutched me and said:

"From now on we're not serving pregnant women. It's my law."

"Oh? I would think that would be the case. What...happened... last night?"

"Well Cherie got beat up. By a pregnant lady. I think she was on the crack."

"What?! Is she OK?"

"Well she had to get a tetanus shot because the lady bit her right here. She was all bruised up!"

Apparently Cherie had refused the woman service because of her condition. The lady flew into a rage and started pummeling her. To defend herself, and not wanting to harm the baby, Cherie went for the nipples and according to Nancy; "damn near twisted them right off. She won't be breastfeeding for a while" (then she started chuckling to herself). As if this weren't enough for one night, Nancy had to take over and ended up chasing out a 6'6" man with a 2 x 4 because she "didn't like the look of him." Apparently this 2 x 4 is a standard practice to get rid of people quickly.

When the police came to get witness statements, Nancy was swooning. "Oh...you both look so dashing in your uniforms!" Then she grabbed me; "get them some coffee honey. Aren't they handsome?!" The whole thing was, and continues to be, ridiculous.
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