Soccer boy

[troubletimestwo]

I am somewhat of a soccer expert but mom doesn’t believe me. She changes the channel on TV when a soccer game is on which really makes me mad because I need somewhere to learn my skills since she won't take me to soccer practice. You can't tell me that cats don't play professional soccer. We're a very misunderstood species. I crawl on her lap to

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[numbersnut]

Elwood,
I appreciate your desire to play soccer but the next time you play while I'm trying to sleep, we're going to have a talk little kitty. And for the record, the bed is out of bounds, so no jumping on it and running across my legs.

Brat.

[troubletimestwo]

*scratchy helpless meow* At least you call it soccer daddy. but, but, but your legs are perfect hurdles for my short legged clumsly self! but dad!! I haven't been doing that lately. I just cuddle mommy. *sticks out tounge*

[quotagirl]

hello, elwood! i'm sure that if you went off to play professional soccer, your mommy and daddy would miss you so much, their hearts would break. that is why they won't let you go. *kitty hugs*

kristi

Defeated

[troubletimestwo]

*rubs on your leg and gives you innocent eyes*

I never thunk of that one! I would miss them too! I couldn't cuddle mom when she sleeps and her feet would be cold. I guess moms are right after all. *whimpy meow*

Thanks for the hugs! I likes hugs! *purrrrs*