I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T PICK UP THE POKEGEAR! I'M SORRY THAT I WASTED YOUR TIME IN CALLING ME! I'M JUST A TERRIBLE FORGETFUL PERSON WHO NEVER PAYS ATTENTION TO WHAT IS IMPORTANT! I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR NOT PICKING UP! I WILL APOLOGIZE TO YOU, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE PHONE COMPANY, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD!
*beep*