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[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry, Master Daiman! I'm so sorry!

I worked for many days and nights on your precious kitchen duty, but my weak body caused me to pass out and create a horrendous obstacle for all the innocent bystanders! I'm not worthy of stepping a foot near that sacred cookery! I should just dig a hole with my remaining strength and spend the rest of my life

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[twilightsmile]

I'm sure Damian'll forgive you... I mean, I don't think he's that mean, sir.

... You okay?

[trouser_chimp]

Oh, no, I didn't mean to imply that HE was mean! I've given him a horrible reputation now! He will forever be known as a terrible person, all because of my atrocious wording! I'm such an awful person!

[twilightsmile]

Wait, what?

You did nothing wrong! I just misunderstood you, that's all~ And I wouldn't think bad about Damian, so uh... it's okay? Really!

[trouser_chimp]

Oh thank goodness. The last thing I would ever want to do is smear his beloved image.

[thelostseraph]

Cease that infernal howling. Some of us have actual kitchen duty to attend to.

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry! I'm so dreadfully sorry!

[thelostseraph]

What in Asgard were you doing in here over the last few weeks, anyway? I didn't want to say anything since you seemed to be enjoying yourself so much.

[trouser_chimp]

Master Daiman requested that I do his work in the kitchen in exchange for information about this place.

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[sonofabat]

You're still working in the kitchen? I would have thought yo-

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[sonofabat]

You’ve done adequately. Consider us even. You don’t have to work in the kitchen anymore.

Whatever you decide to do next...you should take better care of yourself, you’re no good to anyone if you work to the point of collapse.

[trouser_chimp]

I'm sorry, of course I'm no good to anyone. I'm amazingly useless, it's a miracle I'm even alive now. I'm so sorry for all the trouble I caused you, Master Daiman.

[sonofabat]

Yes, well...thank you for upholding your part of the deal. You can at least take some pride in the fact you're an honorable individual.

[ace_of_11s]

Master who? Are you someone's servant or something?

[trouser_chimp]

Master Damain... but I've been fired, naturally, because I did such a horrible job at his simple request. I really am a worthless peon, incapable of doing anything for anyone.

[ace_of_11s]

Jeez, what's with this guy?

No, it just sounds like you were overworked. That could happen to anybody.

[trouser_chimp]

Thank you for saying I am n equal, but you do not need to waste your kindness on me.

[bulletserenade]

You're still doing that punk's work?!

[trouser_chimp]

Not anymore... Master Damian has told me to stop.

[bulletserenade]

Oh yeah? Heh, good. Maybe I really did knock some sense into him.

[trouser_chimp]

... What do you mean?