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trouser_chimp

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Jul 27, 2009 18:40

I have good news, Chinese person whose name I didn't get because I'm an incredibly rude person who deserves to have my tongue cut out! I'm not Chinese, I'm Japanese!

Although this does mean I now bring great shame and misfortune to Japan, and I'm sorry for anyone else who is Japanese for myself being Japanese.

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clutzy_chosen July 27 2009, 23:43:38 UTC

I-I don't think you deserve to have your tongue cut. You can ask for their name next time!

trouser_chimp July 27 2009, 23:48:10 UTC

The damage has already been done, and I cannot be forgiven. All I can do is let him know the great news that he has no connection to me at all.

clutzy_chosen July 27 2009, 23:52:28 UTC

Don't say that! I'm sure he'll forgive you.

... Is it that bad to be connected to you?

trouser_chimp July 27 2009, 23:54:23 UTC

Oh yes, it's the most horrible thing in the entire world. I bring great sadness to anyone who even knows I exist. How happy for him not to know me!

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king_of_thunder July 27 2009, 23:43:54 UTC

Hmph. That's good.

... It's Tao Ren.

trouser_chimp July 27 2009, 23:47:39 UTC

I'm sorry for not asking for your name before, Tao Ren!

king_of_thunder July 27 2009, 23:55:21 UTC

Ren is enough. And I don't really care.

trouser_chimp July 27 2009, 23:56:08 UTC

I'm sorry for using your entire name, Ren! I'm sorry for annoying you in such horrible ways!

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etherbow July 28 2009, 05:15:05 UTC

Um, I don't think that's so...Surely it was just a misunderstanding?

trouser_chimp July 28 2009, 12:41:17 UTC

Oh, there was no misunderstanding. I didn't get his name at all, because I'm a selfish evil creature.

etherbow July 29 2009, 22:40:47 UTC

I think that's going a bit far.

trouser_chimp July 29 2009, 22:43:06 UTC

I'm sorry I didn't go far enough!

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protectoroflove July 28 2009, 06:21:56 UTC

Ho-hoeeee!!! You don't deserve to have your tongue cut! You aren't bringing Japan any shame, I'm sure!!! I'm proud to be Japanese if you are too! Really! Please don't be upset!

trouser_chimp July 28 2009, 12:45:03 UTC

You are also Japanese?! I'm so sorry for being Japanese! I'm sorry I bring great shame to our country! I'm sorry I bring great shame to you!

protectoroflove July 29 2009, 17:23:22 UTC

N-no no no! You don't bring any shame at all! I'm happy that we're both Japanese! Really!!!

trouser_chimp July 29 2009, 17:25:52 UTC

You are certain...?

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biggestgun July 29 2009, 11:15:00 UTC

That's a bit excessive...

trouser_chimp July 29 2009, 13:14:02 UTC

It is only fitting for someone as awful as I am.

biggestgun July 30 2009, 14:19:10 UTC

Don't speak about yourself that way. I'm sure it was merely an accident.

trouser_chimp July 30 2009, 14:21:40 UTC

I'm sorry for speaking about myself that way!

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