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[trouser_chimp]

I'M SO SORRY! I MESSED IT ALL UP! I BROKE A SACRED PROMISE! I'M THE WORST KIND OF PERSON POSSIBLE! NOW WORDS CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN! 'SECRET' IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FLIMSY THING IN MY GRASP! I APOLOGIZE TO MY FAMILY I APOLOGIZE TO THOSE WHO FOUND IT OUT I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD!

...

I wonder why it was a secret, though.

((OOC: 3%

Comments

[i_am_lacus]

I'm sure everyone will forgive you! I mean, you didn't know that whatever-it-is was a secret, right?

[trouser_chimp]

I should have never opened my worthless mouth in the first place. I could be babbling everything precious to my family name...

[i_am_lacus]

Oh...! But, you shouldn't be calling your mouth worthless. It was an honest mistake!

[trouser_chimp]

The mistakes this macilious mouth has made should number in the millions! It would be best if my lips were stitched together for all of eternity! I don't deserve to speak any of these precious letters!

[originalandroid]

Okay then.

Remind me never to tell you any secrets.

[trouser_chimp]

A wise move, sir!

[twilightsmile]

I'm sure it wasn't that bad. Nearly everyone here's unusual in his or her own way, you know?

[trouser_chimp]

But I am the most unusual of them all! I am a disgrace! I am an outcast to both man and beast!

... And now I'm spilling the secret again! IS THERE NO EVIL TO WHICH I WILL NOT FALL?!

[twilightsmile]

Um... if it makes you feel better, I have no idea what your big secret is? And I can totally tell you mine in return? [... lol, Olette has no deep dark secrets, she's totally making this up on the spot.]

[trouser_chimp]

Don't you dare! I would clearly tell anyone who would listen! I am a horrible keeper of words! I don't deserve to say words!

[deathly_origami]

R-Ritsu! I'm sure it's alright, whatever it is... please, calm down!

[trouser_chimp]

YOMIKOOOOOOOOO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING IMPORTANT EVER AGAIIIIIIN!

[deathly_origami]

B-but I like talking about important things with you, Ritsu. You're my friend.

[trouser_chimp]

But it's become so transparent that I will just tattle on you and everything you hold dear! I cannot be trusted! I am the vile kind of person that exists! I should tape up my ears and stitch my mouth closed!