Eight - Video

[trouser_chimp]

[Ritsu is running as fast as he can, from Ilex forest through Azeala town, sometimes tripping over his dress, but displaying a rather good set of agility and flexibility. Once again, he is crying and screaming, but as he runs, he grips the Pokegear in two hands, facing it as he runs.]

I'm terribly sorry to bother you all, but I pitifully beg anyone

Comments

[piccolo_tomate]

[a little girl? Little like him? How cool, maybe she's cute and very pretty--wait just a damn second!!]

Why can't she be near any boys? That's stupid.

[trouser_chimp]

I'M SORRRRYYYY BUT THIS IS A SACRED THING I CANNOT SPEAK OF!

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[bakaitoukid]

Golden hair and-- That's your cousin?

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[trouser_chimp]

I know it seems implausible that such a pure and innocent maiden could be related to one so detestable and putrid, but I assure you I speak the truth!

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[bakaitoukid]

Don't say that, 's not hard for me to believe she's your cousin! I'm not anywhere near New Bark, but I'm sure someone there will take care of her.

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[trouser_chimp]

I can only pitifully hope that someone kind and considerate will take her hand... She is not good with strangers!

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[biteisbigger]

I'm all right. There are two people coming for me, so I can come meet you.

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[trouser_chimp]

I'm so sorry to put you in this position, Kisaaaaaaaaa!

I know you'll be a good girl!

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[biteisbigger]

I'm sorry. Please be careful?

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[trouser_chimp]

Don't be sorry, this is no fault of yours!

[usednastyplot]

No males? My, that's quite problematic.

[trouser_chimp]

[p-panting, he's getting exhausted]

I'm sorry... If you can help her, all that I ask is that you do not embrace her! Keep your touches minimal, I beg of you!

[usednastyplot]

Ms Savyna and I are accompaningly her.

[He pauses. That's a bit of an odd statement. He wasn't planning on touching her at all in any way. Does this person think he's some sort of pedophile?]

I assure you, I hadn't entertained thoughts of any physical contact whatsoever.

[trouser_chimp]

Thank you, thank you deeply... I'll try and think of some way to reward you both for it, though I know I will fail horribly.

[greenwindchange]

My traveling companion and I have her with us. She's safe.

Where do you want us to meet up with you?

[trouser_chimp]

Thank you from the bottom of my black and desolate heart...

Wherever you think it be possible! I know that to get to the next town for me, to Violet, will take me over a week, so to reach where she is will take even longer...

[greenwindchange]

...

[Okay, you're a little different. And Dude Looks Like A Lady, but she doesn't comment on that. If he's got a heart, it can't really be black and desolate, right?]

We'll just see when we meet up, then.

[trouser_chimp]

[a 'little different'. oh, you poor, poor woman...]

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

[he cries as he says this, now holding the Pokegear with one hand and wiping his face with his dress-sleeve with the other... all while still running.]