[Thanks to Kisa, and Ritsu's own Pokemon, his comatose body has been laying comfortably in the Pokemon Center. The video is on because Ritsu's Jigglypuff is bored out of his mind... usually he's using Double Slap on Ritsu to shut him up, or Sing to calm him down... it's so freaky to have Ritsu quiet! Oh, the chubby guy would do anything to hear ( Read more... )

- AND I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRLD!

[The video clicks on near the end of another apology, as Ritsu is apparently bowing deeply to a bunch of passing trainers. Business as usual. His Jigglypuff was the one who turned on the gear, and is rolling his eyes as he continues rifling through Ritsu's things. So the video can really only see Jigglypuff ( Read more... )

[In one of those are occasions, Ritsu is confident enough today to wear men's clothing...]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[And by 'confident', I mean he's now realized that during the Pokemon Radio Makes Water Pokemon Go Crazy Adventure, his Gyrados and Lapras have destroyed all of his dresses.]

M-My kimonos! My skirts! My gowns! Nooooooo! I needed them! And I'm all ( Read more... )

[For once, Video is on purpose, as Ritsu is leaving the Goldenrod Department store with his Jigglypuff trotting at his side. As per the norm, he's wearing a lovely kimono, so feel free to mistake genders ( Read more... )

[There are some advantages to having the soul of a monkey. When the Pokegear flickers on, attached to the bag handing over his shoulder, or you're watching for yourself in the city, Ritsu is actively jumping from rooftop to rooftop, swinging by window panels, with an agility and flexibility rarely seen in humans. When he finally stops on a rooftop ( Read more... )

[Ritsu turns on the Pokegear, currently shopping in Goldenrod's gigantic tower of a mall.]

I'm very sorry to interrupt your far more important business, but I was stupidly wondering if I could ask the useless advice of those better than I.

Like the selfish fool I am, I have begun to wear out my clothes, and am in need of new ones. This place has ( Read more... )

[Some of you might have been wondering where Ritsu has been these past few weeks. Well, ever since he discovered Kisa had vanished during the 4th wall event, he has gone after her alone, nonstop. Unfortunately, that means he hasn't been taking very good care of himself...

When the feed opens, it's pure white, having been dropped in the snow. But ( Read more... )

I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYY!

JOHTO IS BREAKING APART BECAUSE OF MY SINS! IT CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THE EVIL WITH WHICH I CORRUPTED THIS SACRED WORLD!  IT FEELS THE INFINITE NEED TO DRAW IN MORE GOOD INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TRY AND BALANCE OUT THE ATROCITIES I HAVE COMMITTED! IS THERE NO END TO WHICH MY HORRIBLENESS WILL NOT BURDEN UPON OTHERS?!

I APOLOGIZE TO ( Read more... )

[After a talk - yes, talk - with Kisa, Ritsu has been doing some thinking. Sitting in the center, Jigglypuff in his lap, he turns on the Pokegear - filtered away from Kisa! - and begins to speak.]

I'm very sorry for bothering you... please feel free to turn this feed off if you don't want to be bothered further, for my talk shall be worthless.

... A ( Read more... )

[fail!filter from his group. he meant to hide this from Kisa, but, well, he fails at everything. that is his life ( Read more... )