... Once upon a time... God held a banquet.

He invited thirteen animals to come. The rat, the cat, the monkey, the dragon, the boar, the sheep, the horse, the tiger, the rooster, the ox, the rabbit, the snake, and the dog.

The rat told the cat that the banquet would be held in two days, so the cat slept in. But the truth was that the banquet was ( Read more... )

If I go, I'll make a horrible mess and ruin the entire event for everyone...

If I don't go, I lose a chance at my memory restored and I'll become an even more worthless piece of trash...

What to do, what to do... But maybe I can wear a nice dress...

((OOC: ritsu will be going, but naturally he's gotta debate how horrible he'd make it =P))

[In the kitchen, Mistral and Ritsu are making a cake, when Ritsu begins to scream...]

I'M SO SORRY MISTRAL! ONCE AGAIN I'VE COMPLETELY WRECKED UP A PERFECTLY GOOD RECIPE, AND NOW THE KITCHEN WILL BE FOREVER STAINED WITH MY DISGUSTING FAILURES!

... Ritsu, it's not a big deal, all you did was drop an egg!

I'VE WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN! ( Read more... )

I'm sorry, Master Daiman! I'm so sorry!

I worked for many days and nights on your precious kitchen duty, but my weak body caused me to pass out and create a horrendous obstacle for all the innocent bystanders! I'm not worthy of stepping a foot near that sacred cookery! I should just dig a hole with my remaining strength and spend the rest of my life ( Read more... )

...What am I doing here?

For the life of me, I can't remember why I'm here, or what this place is.

...Unless...

I've taken someone's room! In my foolish wanderings, I have gotten horribly lost once more, and caused someone to lose their precious room! They will stagger on the streets, freezing in the cold, all because of my selfishness! I'm so sorry, ( Read more... )

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If anyone has need of me, I shall be locked in my room, and in the closet. Just until it is safe.

I wish everyone the best of luck, and good health.

IT'S TRUE!

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU ALL! I HAVE SHAMED THIS ENTIRE HOTEL WITH MY DISGUSTING HABIT! I BEG YOUR FORGIVENESS FOR THIS LOATHSOME OUTFIT OF MINE! I SHAME ALL OF MANKIND, AND I MUST PAY FOR MY CRIME!

I WILL APOLOGIZE TO YOU ALL, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE BOAT, I WILL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD!

So this is a 'computer journal'. It is amazing what modern technology can come up with. Greetings to everyone who is reading this. My name is Ritsu Souma.

...What else do you say on these things? I don't know, I've never used one before! And now I bet you all regret ever coming across this! I'm sorry, I'm even ruining decent writing materials! ( Read more... )

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