Ellusive twig-beast

[troutsocks]

It would be funny if a woman had a wooden tit, wouldn't it?I was having this really great conversation about dark haired tree-girls (or somesuch) when I decided to be coy and just log the fuck off. The thing about trees is, sometimes they need a good chopping karate before they become proper firewood. And if not firewood, you'd have to strip them

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[astroasis]

mmmmmmmm... morning wood.