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[true_story]

I just had an intensely shitty morning. Diana was broken into AGAIN. Last time, two windows were broken out and I remember feeling OFFENDED that nothing was stolen because if you're going to cause that much damage, why not just go all out?! This time only one window was broken and a lot of weird items were stolen. First, they broke my glove box

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Dumb jerks should be kicked in the head!

[marty_mcfly]

I can't believe they took the oil paintings. Maybe the artist, or one of the subjects, wanted them back. Though you'd think they'd just go to goodwill and buy them. Fucking artists. When will they stop ruining the world?

"I'll sleep on anything that rhymes with cruton"

[true_story]

I'd like to think that whoever took those is going to attempt to recreate them on another canvas - perhaps even a collage. But still, THOSE WERE MINE. I am convinced that someone has been TAILING me and was just waiting for the perfect opportunity to wipe me out.

At least they didn't take the Zach G. CD.

Bastards.

[keckles]

That is completely ridiculous. This savage robber needs to be caught red handed! I say we dress in camo and spend the night on the dock with some numchucks (I guess I can't spell that word), waiting for this person to make THEIR MOVE!

[true_story]

I completely agree. We need some bait. Maybe we should bake a pan of cookies and leave cds strewn around the inside. THEN WE'LL JUMP OUT and make a citizen's arrest.

Why are people such jerks? I would never steal someone else's JUICE. To me, that's just stepping over the line.

[side_view]

It took me forever to figure out what your apple juice reminded me of. Eve in "Barbershop" gets REAL REAL pissed when someone drinks her apple juice...that movie was terrible even stoned!

I'm sorry about you car...I HATE assholes.

[geezlouise]

when i got out of my car last night i ducked back in to grab the half-bottle of grapefruit soda i saved from lunch, and i felt ridiculous for thinking that maybe someone would break in because they wanted my soda. maybe that's the key - leave no beverages in plain sight!

give my best to diana.

[shesgotheart]

i like russell banks becauses he wrote The Sweet Hereafter, one of my most favorite books ever.

sorry about your car. you should leave a scathing note in case this person comes back. i was cleaning out one of my old coats once and i found a scathing note in one of the pockets, left to someone that had stolen money out of my pants while i was in gym class. it said something like "oh, so you're back again huh? well too bad there is no money here because you stole it all yesterday...i hope you die"
something like that.

[true_story]

That's one of my favorite books, too. After reading it, I thought perhaps Russ would come through for me with his other books, but I discovered it was really only the one that I loved so much.

I'm into your note idea. I especially love, "...i hope you die." I'm going to appropriate that idea, if you don't mind.

[shesgotheart]

oh by all means, nikki, appropriate!

[keckles]

hahaha