I imagine that my brother is stepping off into a land full of "people who talk weird and shit" right about now. He and his girlfriend, to always be able to remember their trip to Manchester, are going to get matching tattoos parallel to that of a bumper sticker or t-shirt that claims that you've visited a particular place in time.

I accidentally peed on myself Monday night ( Read more... )

Due to the cancellation of one of my classes, I had to take Life Drawing. I hate drawing other than the occasional hairy crotch on a birthday card, so taking the class was strictly for accommodation purposes only ( Read more... )

I started FALL SEMESTER 2004 on Tuesday with mixed feelings - although I love eavesdropping and school seems to be a prime center for that, I also have a lot of work to do and am faced with the often daunting task of having to constantly produce new ideas which for a lazy person like myself is hellish. Actually, my biggest problem with a brain ( Read more... )

Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that the new episode of Nip/Tuck is going to feature conjoined twins that also star in a music video. In the video one of girls sat on a stool type wheelchair because she was much shorter while the taller twin pushed her sister around in front of various rolling hill type backgrounds, singing in ( Read more... )

Sometimes I become distracted by certain news/entertainment headlines when visiting the hotmail site. Today was no different. The headline read: Now YOU can look like your favorite Olympian. My first thought was, fuck you! I felt incredibly insulted. Then I realized that yes, I do want to look like my favorite Olympian:


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Yesterday Al called me to tell me he was standing on the VERY street that Boyz II Men were discovered on. Today he wrote me to let me know he has a friend who has a cat named Mike.

I had the same dream last night three times, but not consecutively. I dreamt that I was wearing a period piece GOWN (of no particular era) and browsing a new soft porn section of the library. I think this is due to my channel flipping last night in the bed - splitting my time between Ghostbusters 2 and this weird show on Oxygen called Bliss. I ( Read more... )

Today is one of the days I hate myself for watching television. Not because I watch too much, but because I let myself get wrapped up in the most ridiculous shows and inevitably start crying and then I feel like a jackass. Over the past couple of weeks I have been watching reruns of Dawson's Creek. Partly because I'm up at eight in the morning and ( Read more... )

My brother informed me yesterday that his girlfriend's family asked him to go to London with them next month for their annual family vacation. Apparently, his girlfriend's mom was born/raised in London. David told me on our way to me taking him to work that he "...really wants to go - that would be so crazy. I mean, those people talk all weird and ( Read more... )